XDCNeonSamurai

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  • in reply to: RO Server #60721
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Not that I play on our servers, but is there an Ultra Extreme Awesome server option, ‘cos that sounds like it might be the best (until someone brings out an Ultra Mega Extreme Awesome Razor, but scientist don’t that’s possible for another 5 years).

    in reply to: Hippy is visiting London #60756
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    D’oh! You had to pick a Monday didn’t you? Well I’ll bet we’ll be heading back on the same train tonight though.

    in reply to: Hippy is visiting London #60754
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Heh. I used to work there Hippy. When you going to be around Blackfriars Bridge? I know a good (but expensive) pub nearby.

    in reply to: bedroom jumbo…. #60621
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Apparently his wife left mid flight and caused explosive decompression when she opened the bedroom door. Luckily John managed to land the crippled bedroom with the help of one of the air stewardesses who’d been hiding in the wardrobe, until his wife had left.

    “I’ve never been so scared” said divorced John (47), “The sudden loss of pressure pretty much wiped out all of the flight controls, making the bedroom handle more like a conservatory!”

    But this hasn’t stopped John’s next project. “I’m planning on converting the kitchen into a roller disco” said the plucky bedroom pilot “I’ve always wanted to be a bitch-slapping pimp, but didn’t have the contacts.”

    in reply to: Team Fortress 2 #60449
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @sickofitall wrote:

    I still play ArmA regularly.

    ArmA co-op with a mate or 4 is just as fantastic as OFP was all them years ago.

    Pity it doesn’t seem to have the mod community that OFP did though. If anyone can point me to a decent website where I can d/load british regiment skins for ArmA I’d appreciate it.

    Gimme time SOIA. My mate and I still play OFP, particularly some of the co-op games I wrote, and once I get ArmA I’ll be writing some more. Nothing too advanced, mostly just ambushes and laying waste to enemy bases, but I did do a multiplayer campaign for OFP (which was really just a collection of stand alone games).

    I just need two things to get on with ArmA:

    1) A copy of the Game

    2) A high-spec PC

    😉

    in reply to: Call of Duty 4 #59966
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    in reply to: APM’s – Join me in banning this horrid weapon! #60700
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    APM’s rock!

    But only if they’re used tactically. Defending a flag is a worthy usage. Protecting a sniping location is a worthy usage. But using them to rape spawn points invokes my easily invokeable temper tantrums!

    in reply to: Team Fortress 2 #60446
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    They’re apparently releasing an OFP resistance Mod for ArmA. Anyone wanna sell me their copy of ArmA?

    in reply to: man flu #60424
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    😆 😆 😆

    in reply to: Ratatouille #60239
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Claire Danes, Sienna Miller, Sarah Alexander and Michelle Pfeiffer.

    My heart bleeds for you Badger 😉

    in reply to: build your own plane…. #60347
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Pah! Flies and a matchstick?

    I used some two by four and a few ducks and that was much more impressive. Although I couldn’t use glue to hold them on, so I had to nail the ducks webbed claws to the wood.

    However, ducks tire of flight very rapidly, so you need to elevate your plane (or duck-O-copter) before releasing it. I used my bedroom window and the ducks few at least 30 feet before they hit my neighbours house and his dogs went mental, but that was the ducks fault since they all tried to fly in different directions.

    My next project is going to be bigger and better, probably using swans or geese.

    in reply to: <<< S P A M >>> 1 – 10,000 Count #50254
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    in reply to: 1-0 to the python…. #60173
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Did the python bite him? If so, how bad was it?

    in reply to: BATTLEFIELD 3 #60155
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    No excuse sPUNKer, consider yourself banned from XDC for life.

    😉

    in reply to: Jeremy Kyle #60162
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    😆 😆 😆

    Awesome!

    “You’re scum!”

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