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Thats midlands you wierdo.. but i guess northern to you
anyhoos I appologise, I only read the $30,000 bit 🙂
@tess wrote:
Listen lads, this little snippet from the webpage tells you all you need to know ……”Divorced John”
he obviously wasnt joking with this comment
AD: And finally, what else do you keep in your spare bedroom?
JD: “There’s no room for anything elseâ€â€ÂÂthat’s why my wife had to go!”Apparently his wife left mid flight and caused explosive decompression when she opened the bedroom door. Luckily John managed to land the crippled bedroom with the help of one of the air stewardesses who’d been hiding in the wardrobe, until his wife had left.
“I’ve never been so scared” said divorced John (47), “The sudden loss of pressure pretty much wiped out all of the flight controls, making the bedroom handle more like a conservatory!”
But this hasn’t stopped John’s next project. “I’m planning on converting the kitchen into a roller disco” said the plucky bedroom pilot “I’ve always wanted to be a bitch-slapping pimp, but didn’t have the contacts.”
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