XDCNeonSamurai

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  • in reply to: The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins #57336
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Actually guys, as long as no-one takes this personally and views what’s happening here as simply a discussion of opinions on the existence of god I reckon is THE most interesting topic for debate.

    I’m agnostic with 99% of me thinking that the whole thing with god is probably just a ‘hokey old religion’ (as a certain freighter captain would say), but I’m not totally convinced.

    in reply to: COME ON!!!!!!!!!! #57842
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    Yup. The last game I played on Tunis Harbour with yourself and Snell was pretty damn good. A bit touch and go with only 5 a side, but it worked out rather well.

    in reply to: Lo all #57873
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Divie, buy a better PC and play 2142!

    in reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY #57819
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    Happy birthday you reprobates. Just remember that a birthday that is remembered wasn’t properly celebrated.

    in reply to: I’ve scored on the Internet! #57785
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    No it’s definately 3. My old VHS copy of Total Recall seems a bit faded around that part for some reason, but it’s definately 3.

    “Baby, you make me wish I had 3 hands!” Says the crazy, zany, double-crossing taxi driver, who rather ironically did have 3 hands, except one was false.

    in reply to: Saxondale #29967
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    in reply to: Need help identifying a film. #57638
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    No confirmation that it’s going to be Godzilla, at least not yet. And this is a Paramount movie and I think Sony owns the rights to Godzilla and, well I’m sure our resident actor Johnny can explain how easily huge studios work together…

    in reply to: Casual Sex #57713
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Turks, I am an expert on women and always know what they want, need and are thinking 100% of time, and I would say that this situation is bound to end in some kind tears, upset or periods of you being “a bastard”.

    Unfortunately women have these things that scientists discovered back in the early 1940’s called ‘feelings’. These feelings or ’emmotions’ as some experts refer to them, are when women express things that they’re thinking, which many male scientists believe serve no logical purpose. Sound harmless enough right? WRONG!

    These feelings can cause problems even when you have established with a woman that there is indeed nothing wrong and she is in fact ‘fine’. It’s at these times that women often have feelings about things which prove to be both contradictory and unwarranted. A scientific study carried out by male scientists in 1962 actually proved that in these instances women are always in the wrong and that you should inform them of this in a clear and concise way, reminding them that logic will always win out over emmotions.

    Regarding your current situation, I would use a tried and tested method for ridding yourself of any emmotional attachment that this woman has towards you by being what scientists call ‘a bastard’. History has proven that women are not attracted to bastards or ‘bad boys’ who play by their own rules and answer to no-one but themselves. By doing the opposite of what nice, kind, overly-friendly and emmotionally available men your ex will simply see you as someone to have sex with, and not some dark, mysterious loner who must have had something really bad happen to him in the past and just needs the kindness and understanding of a good woman to teach him how to love again.

    That’ll be £65 please.

    Dr NeonSamurai
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    in reply to: Telescopes Telescopes Telescopes #56228
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Tonight I are been mostly looking at:


    Which before anyone says they’re LED’s or glitter are the Pleiades, or M45. I also tried looking at Mars, but my bins lack the power or clarity other than to reveal that it is indeed red in colour.

    in reply to: kevin smith ownage #57531
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    😆 😆 😆

    “I can’t hear you man, but I can see your man-boobs from here.”

    in reply to: What annoys you? #55876
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    If Keith annoys the Captain then he annoys me too. Keith’s a complete twat.

    in reply to: This made me roffle! #57272
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    😆 😆 😆

    in reply to: The Bible #57300
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Meh. The bible’s alright, but I thought it was a bit too preachy.

    in reply to: docs bookworm corner #57192
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @tess wrote:

    500K for an ebook? Jeez, I was going to say I’d have a few for my dungeons and dragons loving son, but I’d need to sell him to raise that sort of money 😆

    Tess, playing D&D will make a man of your boy. Just don’t let him play being an Elf, ‘cos well, you know; One minute he’s roleplaying and elf, next he’s roleplaying Marc Almond and well, it’s a slippery slope downwards.

    in reply to: AVP : REQUIEM #57254
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    It looks a lot better than AVP, but:

    Company Woman: “To be perfectly frank, we’ve surveyed over three hundred worlds and no one’s ever reported a creature which, using your words… (read from Ripley’s
    statement) …’gestates in a living human host’ and has ‘concentrated molecular acid for blood.”

    Oh, but there was that one time on earth when when we found one that did.

    Here’s one of the origional scripts for AVP for those who might be interested:

    AVP

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