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An article in the Times listed what Times readers found most annoying. Here they are:
1. Shoes on seats
2. Queue jumping
3. Red light jumping
4. Street spitting
5. White-van woman-baiting (“nice pair, luv!â€ÂÂÂ)
6. Blatant littering
7. Young men and women not surrendering their seats for the old, infirm or pregnant
8. Incredibly loudly played music on car stereos
9. T-shirts with swear words on them
10. People who don’t acknowledge you when you have held the door open for them, made way for their car or in some other way shown them courtesyWhich I thought was a pretty good start. But I’d like to add:
11. People carrying suitcases up or down stairs who once they get to the top of bottom just stop, and have a little breather, regardless of how many people are behind them. Imagine following these guys of a landing craft on D Day?
12. People who try to get onto the tube before you’ve got off.
13. Call centres.
14. English abroad talking loudly to non-English speaking locals who can’t speak English. It annoys me that they don’t speak English.
17. foreign call centres!
18. Lane hoggers
19. C*nts who dont say thanks when you let them through
20. White van drivers as a whole.. fucking pricks!
21. Taxi Drivers who think the rules dont apply to them
22. WANKERS who pull into junction boxes and block other traffic!
23. Nobbers who think films with giant robots should have a deep story line
24. Fake people onlineI’ll be back
25. People who don’t read instructions and fuck things up… (In Glastonbury, my mate with the tent… twat!)
26. Misleading products – ie food which is blatantly not good for you being advertised by its healthyness – ie crunchy nut cornflakes diet (although they do taste fucking awesome!).. slim fast!? Have a milkshake for 2 meals?! Yeh – good message!
27. Nicorette and other such products which spout shit about not being able to give up through will power alone… (while it may be true in some cases – their products just prolong the pain).
28. Enormous cocks in porn, with lots of jizz everywhere!
29. txt spk
31. people who can’t count.
Annoying cunts such as
Civilians cunts
Cunts who chuch chewing gum about
Cunts with bad manners
Rude cunts
Scaffholders cuntish wives
Stupid cunts
Cunts with no brains
Gormless cunts
Journalist cuntsPeople who drive whilst using their mobiles without a handsfree kit – especially whilst cornering.
People who go into an already occupied box junction.
People who stop in traffic and block off a junction – especially when it says keep clear in big fuck off letters.
People who stop in traffic past the white line at pedestrian crossings, especially smack bang in the middle of them.
People who speed up on amber lights instead of slow down/stop (when it’s safe to do so).
People who fail to indicate or indicate very late.
People pulling out right infront of you, especially when the road behind is clear – you’re not supposed to make anyone slow/stop :S
People who drive caravans without extended mirrors.
People who don’t check their mirrors.
People who don’t even check their blindspots.
People who are too stupid to know about power/weight ratio – especially 4×4 mum’s thinking their car worth more than my house will beat me at the lights.
People who think they can jump ques because they have a fancy car (ie lane for junction to turn right then they push into straight).
People who have fancy cars thinking they have skillz… the car’s gadgets do most of the work for them…
People who take too long getting to 30mph from a standing start – for christs sake I could be @ 300mph by the time some folk get a move on.
People who park right at the entrance exit of a junction on or right next to the bend.
People who cut corners into the oncoming lane as they turn into a junction.
People who beep their horn when they’re to blame.
People constantly doing 40mph… 30 zone they do 40, 40 they do 40 and 50 they do 40… what is that all about? =/Lorries overtaking lorries – FFS lorries are supposed to be in the far left lane only – it’s often to see them 2 abreast and sometimes more!!
Taxi drivers, foreign drivers, women drivers and eldery drivers especially.
The cunts who shadow box at the gym in the mirror,
The gays who hold each others shirts up while they work out so they can see there muscles moving,
The mother fuckers who do holk hogan poses too see if theyve magically got any bigger,
The pricks who ask you how much longer your gonna be on a piece of equipment they want to use, and just sit there like fucks waiting for you to get off,
Nob jockeys who use there mobile phone on the gym equipment,
Morons who read the news paper on the gym equipment (yes, it happens),
People who work out completly wrong and achieve nothing in the 2 hours that they’re down there, and then cry themselves to sleep because they look like a piece of shit,
Men who take there girlfriends to the gym and try to make them do the same routine and weight as them, but they end up having to help there girlfriend out because they cant manage the weight, so they have to help them do all the weight anyway, what the fuck do you expect dip shit? If your girlfriend could handle the same weight, shed be butch, and probably have a meaty length between her legs,
People who shout or moan to loud, constantly on equipment, theres no fucking need for it – you sound like your having sex with the equipment, its annoying, stop it,
Guys who think that piling on 80 kg either side on a piece of equipment, physcing themselves up for an hour, and then doing 1, shitty ass, rep is bad ass – then standing up and looking around to see if anyone was watching,
People who do weird excercises that look totally gay, like the people who do some weird humping shit upstairs on the crash mats, theres absolutley no need for it,
The people who into the changing rooms, and decide they want to smell like shit, and stink the whole changing room out – so when you go in there, you nearly pass out and vomit because it smells like gooch and shit,
The people who go to the gym thinking its a social playground, where they can frollac and talk, all fucking day, and actually forget that a gym is for working out,
And lastly, the shitty gym music, i cant stand it. Put on some fucking Eye of the tiger, none of this Craig David shit.
people who slag off taxi drivers……………..ffs, i’m out here trying to do a job and all i seem to hear is people moaning about me and my type!! you try doing this job for a day in London, people asking you to suddenly stop, expecting you to U-turn at a moments notice or when its pissing down with rain and they can’t be arsed to cross the road………….dealing with all the bloody cameras dotted everywhere; getting fined £60 because some dumb-fuck didn’t think to get his cash out the ATM before he got in the cab so i’ve parked up for him to grab some money to pay the £10 fare only to find i’ve picked up a £60 fine for parking on a double yellow line!!!
I was chatting to a cabbie this evening…actually it was last night!! whatever, my body clock is outta sync…….he was cleaning out his cab so i asked him if he’d had someone puke in his cab (not uncommon on any given night) what he told me didn’t entirely surprise me but did leave me feeling very uncomfortable about people in general!! he’d picked up 2 ladies, 1 sober 1 pissed up, he’s dropped off the sober one then taken the drunk one home, she’s got out, paid him off then gone through the security gates into her nice, safe private estate……..he’s hung around to check shes in safe, as the gates have shut she’s shouted out to him……”you better check your seats at the back, they’re wet………i pissed myself on the way home” 😯 .. nice eh ? bet most of you wouldn’t like to put up with crap like that !!
So anyhows, i’ve vented now………..sorry but it had to be done, i’m knackered and had a very long week and a heavy night with argumentative customers……….how many times do i need to point out to peeps that i can’t do a U-turn in Piccadilly as its a one way system…………fucking retards!!!!!
off to bed now, will be a happy soul in the morning and probably delete this tirade 😉
@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
people who slag off taxi drivers……………..ffs, i’m out here trying to do a job and all i seem to hear is people moaning about me and my type!! you try doing this job for a day in London, people asking you to suddenly stop, expecting you to U-turn at a moments notice or when its pissing down with rain and they can’t be arsed to cross the road………….dealing with all the bloody cameras dotted everywhere; getting fined £60 because some dumb-fuck didn’t think to get his cash out the ATM before he got in the cab so i’ve parked up for him to grab some money to pay the £10 fare only to find i’ve picked up a £60 fine for parking on a double yellow line!!!
I was chatting to a cabbie this evening…actually it was last night!! whatever, my body clock is outta sync…….he was cleaning out his cab so i asked him if he’d had someone puke in his cab (not uncommon on any given night) what he told me didn’t entirely surprise me but did leave me feeling very uncomfortable about people in general!! he’d picked up 2 ladies, 1 sober 1 pissed up, he’s dropped off the sober one then taken the drunk one home, she’s got out, paid him off then gone through the security gates into her nice, safe private estate……..he’s hung around to check shes in safe, as the gates have shut she’s shouted out to him……”you better check your seats at the back, they’re wet………i pissed myself on the way home” 😯 .. nice eh ? bet most of you wouldn’t like to put up with crap like that !!
So anyhows, i’ve vented now………..sorry but it had to be done, i’m knackered and had a very long week and a heavy night with argumentative customers……….how many times do i need to point out to peeps that i can’t do a U-turn in Piccadilly as its a one way system…………fucking retards!!!!!
off to bed now, will be a happy soul in the morning and probably delete this tirade 😉
just so you can’t delete it 😉
hehe, git……….just woken up and was about to 😉
in that case i’l also add……………..
not being able to sleep (may explain my outburst this morning at 3.15am) slept 5.30 hours…………again! 🙁
people who stop you deleteing an unwanted post in an otherwise entertaining thread 😉8)
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