XDCNeonSamurai

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  • in reply to: Ban Legit or Not #55256
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I’m with Judge and Spunker on this one. There’s no point in banning him as someone as anal as LeGit would come back on the board under another username. And, to be honest, he’d probably get off on that being all self-righteous like he normally is.

    I suggest those of you who can’t stand him just use the ignore option for posts and he’ll evaporate in a cloud of lack of attention.

    in reply to: Grrrr #46601
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Yeah, but to be honest mate, you made all that stuff up. Our boss tells me that you’re still living at home, ride a pushbike and your boyfriend’s no oil painting…

    Lammie might be in Wales, but he speaks the truth. LeGit tries to wind folks up and then turn us against each other.

    Anyway on a happier note Legit has txt’d me to ask you all to come to his birthday party as he doesn’t want a repeat of last year:

    in reply to: Welcome =XDC= 11thSignal #55339
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    OH FOR FUCKING FUCK’S SAKE THESE FUCKING FUCKS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING FUCKERS!

    Just wanted to make you feel at home mate 😉

    Welcome onboard.

    in reply to: Mouse slider pad thingy #55225
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    you want some of these

    http://www.overclock.co.uk/product.php?productid=17065

    or similar

    Insane’s correct. That’ll do you. Incidentally, if you’ve got any of that telfon stuff left wrap some around your knob and then go to your DIY shop and buy some rubber o-rings…

    No.

    Maybe I’d best not tell that story…

    in reply to: The Art of Paint Shop Cropping #55242
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Firstly, great ‘chopping.

    Secondly, I concur with SOIA. Seems whereever feminism goes (UK, America) so does an increase in women’s calorie intake and a decrease in attractiveness. No wonder Germaine Bloody Greer and Andrea Flippin’ Dworkin kept that little tit-bit of information to themselves, they were just trying to level the playingfield so they could get laid.

    As far as I’m aware, back in the 70’s you could chat up a girl by saying “Wazzo set of knockers love. How ’bout you let me put my hand up your skirt?” Bingo. Job done, and with a pretty lass too.

    Now it’s all “Ooh, I really like your personality. I’d like to get to know you mentally, as a person and talk about puppies and kittens and stuff.” And then after all that you make sure you don’t go near a beach so she won’t get harpooned.

    This is the world feminism has created.

    Rise up my brothers! Demand an end to feminism! Demand your right to attractive, easy women!

    in reply to: <<< S P A M >>> 1 – 10,000 Count #50214
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    If that was Max’s baby it’d have AC: -1, THACO of 3 and +9 to all saves (2nd Ed rules). Although I think the parents are taking a bit of a liberty with that baby claiming it’s got a charisma of 18, when it can’t even speak yet.

    What if it’s first words are “Pitiful mortals! I shall tear out your souls!”

    Someone’s going to look a bit silly…

    in reply to: PunkBuster Kicks ahhh ffs! #55105
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Does your Vista account you’re accessing 2142 have admin rights Max? That was the problem I had (although with XP). If you don’t play as admin then punkbuster won’t let you onto servers.

    Hoorah for limiting user access on your network.

    in reply to: Oh for fooks sake :((( #55027
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    When I origionally read this I was going to come on here and say how good my service with Tiscali has been (I get good ping on BF2 and 2142, and providing I don’t download at peak times I get a good transfer rate).

    However I couldn’t do that ‘cos Tiscali had done something to royally screw up their DNS server (couldn’t access Yahoo, Youtube, Ebay, Facebook, XDC etc) and it would be on the day that the wife is trying to read up on a new job. However, their tech support tells me that the problem isn’t with them but it must be because all the other sites are having problems.

    Yeahright 🙄

    in reply to: Help #55124
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Have you tried turning it off and on again?

    in reply to: Do me a favour please #55038
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I got a mate a bit like LeGit (ie a bit of a cock).

    Can’t wait to spew forth his opinions likes they’re facts, for the sole purpose of showing everybody how clever he thinks he is. He’s also a biker and couldn’t wait to tell my mates wife how her new motor bike was crap, based on the notion that it was ‘too light to handle properly’. When it was pointed out that she was infact a woman and not a 16 stone body builder, he responded that she should have brought a car instead.

    He doesn’t get invited to many parties.

    in reply to: Best Club in the world??? No naked ladies honest! #54935
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I was going to comment, but I’m more interested in women’s minds and personalities.

    in reply to: Sicko! #54901
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    You’re right Doc, especially if you watch some of the American news channels. I remember Fox news adverts refering to Gulf War 2 as ‘Showdown: Iraq’. For all his failings, at least Michael Moore is speaking out, even if he does get demonised for doing so.

    However, I’d rather see a watertight argument than a conveniently slanted documentary, which is where Moore lets the side down. One thing he did (which I can’t forgive him for) was infer that Matt Stone was behind that cartoon in ‘Bowling for Columbine’, which claimed that the KKK and NRA were the same thing and that Americans all own guns because they’re racist and scared of black people. Again, it was Moore telling us why he wants us to believe his opinion is right (‘cos if you don’t you’re a gun-toting racist). Which is, incidentally, why Michael Moore was a suicide bomber in Team America.

    I also thought Matt Stone probably came closest to explaining why those boys went loco, without blaming the media, McDonald Douglas, the President, Walmart and the NRA.

    in reply to: Howdy XDC #54802
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    lol I did try to tell him that in another post!

    Wonder if Mouse is related to MadMax! 😉

    *Warning: Mouse has access to high explosives*

    in reply to: Project Gotham 4 #54887
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @LeGIt wrote:

    He is sticking up 2-3 fingers too many!

    Unless he is giving a combination of ‘the bird’, ‘the v’s’ and a thumbs up, all at the same time. In that instance you could say that he’s only 1 digit out, which would make it only 20% innacurate.

    And why aren’t there more motorcycle racing games? Action Biker and the Kick Start series need sequels dammnit!

    in reply to: Michael Moore get’s pissed at Wolf Blitzer #54890
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    LOL

    Actually that was pretty good. As much as Mr Moore is a self publicising media whore, he’s got a point. From a media P.O.V. he knows exactly what he’s doing, and was changing topics before the show’s producers could tell the anchorman what to say.

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