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@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
Especially the ending when it turned out that the guy who everyone was after was in fact the brother of the head of the FBI, who was trying to extradite him to South America. Quite a twist, but I saw it coming.
noooooooooooo!!!!! i’ve been told the ending, thats gone and spoilt it for me……….may you be damned yound neon!!! 😉
*WARNING* THE ENDING STATED BY NEON MAY VARY FROM THAT SHOWN IN THE FILM.
Captain Jack’s brother was the head of the FBI and was trying to get him extradited to South America.
Congrats on becoming a dad Signal.
I hope you did what I’d do under those circumstances and remain relaxed and calm throughout the whole birth, helping your partner throught the ardous task in hand and maybe shed a little tear at the miracle of seeing your first child.
But then, when you tried to get the telly to work, so that you could both watch Top Gear together, and it just kept showing static where there was BBC 2 only minutes earlier, started shouting:
“You mother-f*%king piece of s&*t! You’ve got one f£$king job to do, and that’s to show me Top f£$king Gear, and you can’t even f&*king do that! You worthless piece of s&*t! I’m going to cram this remote up your f&*king SCART socket and then kick your screen in and piss on your f%&king resistors! F%&K! AR$£! J1$M! WA^K! T1TS!”
Aww shit. I laughed. Then I went “ooh”. Then I laughed some more.
Obviously if you find yourself in a similar situation you thrust your hand further down the croc’s throat, grab his tail and pull him inside out.
Plus. Wasn’t the victim Ando from Heroes?
I’ll forego the usual critique of this by just using the good points vs bad points:
Good:
Alicia Keyes
A bitch fight
.50 carnage!
The Tremor brothers
Affleck talks from beyond the graveBad:
No laughs
Seriously complex story
Lack of thumping soundtrack
Didn’t really care about anyone in the endNow that might look like the good outweighed the bad, but it doesn’t, sadly. I was hoping that this was going to be awesome, or possibly wicked, but it turned out to be okay. Not bad, but certainly not great.
Especially the ending when it turned out that the guy who everyone was after was in fact the brother of the head of the FBI, who was trying to extradite him to South America. Quite a twist, but I saw it coming.
1 x Briana Banks Vibrating Pussy and Ass UR3 (7063) = £145.95
Anybody who’d buy a vibrating cat and a vibrating donkey is a bit twisted. I’ll just stick to a using clotted cream, a Nescafe jar and a the washing machine on a full spin cycle. It’s not fancy but it does the trick.
Welcome to the secret order of XDC Chaos. Snell will be around for the initiation ceremony with his pliers, 3lbs of whelks and a copy of “Locomotive Enthusiast”. If you flinch you’re out…
This was an awesome series! My wife liked it so much that when the titles started and John Simms says “My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.”, she’d start giggling excitedly. My god she’s mad.
Every episode of this was a winner, although I’m not so sure about the next series as it’s a female DCI (who’s a single mum) who goes back in time. I liked the Gene Hunt/Sam Tyler dynamic, but I think grrrl power might rear it’s predictable head in the next series. But we’ll see.
Still gonna watch it though.
That’s a top tip Insane, especially considering I’ve got 7 fans in my beast.
Now, do you have any suggestions to stop my sewing machine making a noise?
Heh. I got a box full of Paintball guns, but they’re all from the late 80’s so it’d be like going up against an F22 in a Sopwith Camel. Here’s my guns:
Crossman Magnum
Splatmaster
Well, that’s more or less an NW89, but with a different feed system.Respect.
Piracy hurts people like Gary Glitter, Elton John, New Kids on the Block, Take That, S Club 7, S Club Juniors, The Tweenies, Chris De Burgh, The Lovelly Will Young, Gareth Gates, The Fucktards on X Factor, Barry Manilow, Rick Wakeman, Sony Music, EMI and ultimately drug dealers.
Do you really, really want those people to lose money?
And, don’t copy computer games either:
Although the fact that there’s still an industry 10 years later kind of makes his argument a bit weak 😕
