Pirates of the carribean

What kind of pirate is gay? There isn’t, That isn’t possible, therefore he can’t be a pirate.

Any pirate who wanders about in a frilly shirt and goth make up with a professional ladyboy – Orlando Bloom, has to be a bit suspect though. Look, I’m not saying he’s a cock knocker or anything. Far be it from me to jump to conclusions. All I will say is that if I was stuck on a desert island with a shit load of rum and a passable (if totally breastitute) posh sort she’d be walking about like a wild west gunslinger by the time we got rescued.

Anyway, I can’t stand pirates and I do all I can to stamp ’em out. T’other day I was down that London and happened upon a pirate ship. Needless to say it got torched pronto. We don’t want their sort round here, thank you very much.

@sickofitall wrote:

Anyway, I can’t stand pirates and I do all I can to stamp ’em out. T’other day I was down that London and happened upon a pirate ship. Needless to say it got torched pronto. We don’t want their sort round here, thank you very much.

lmfao………..

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@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

Me thinks she Vic was chatting to her at the time of posting, therefore she was slightly distracted with ghey on the mind! 😀

Since when have I been known as “She Vic”? 😡

Kiera Knightly

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pusssssssssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I would scrag that if I could. Just to hear hear her say, in that very Cheltenham Ladies College Accent

“Owwwww, fuck me up the arse big boy”

😈

What is the movie about ❓

BTW, when in london, she attends my gym and I am considering sueing her, I mean, for fuck sakes, she shoul know that lycra, her bod, and me gym session don’t mix. Have you tried to bench with a boner?

Fark, she should be had up fer cruelty to Zimboons

And SOIA, I dont care if her tits are small, I like em pert, it reminds of when I was 19 and could fuck and lassie of that age. You try leering at a nice teen age filly at our age now, fucking thought police would have you on the front page of the Sun sooner than Max can say ” I blow EA”

@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

Have you tried to bench with a boner?

Surley you could lift cotton buds in the comfort of your own home?

😈

pmsl

Also known as cock-ups. The same name applies to someone who puts the wrong e-mail address in an order for a hydraulic penis enlarger pump and faux vagina. See what I did there 😀