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  • in reply to: ARMA : ARMED ASSAULT #45728
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Had a weekend playing ArmA at mate’s house whilst the girls talked about babies. You do need a decent graphics card to play it (his 1950 Pro wasn’t up to letting us use anti aliasing).

    The game’s got loads of potential, but I think it won’t hit its mark until it’s been patched once or twice. All the enemy we encountered were like Max – you emtied a clip at them as they lay on the ground 500m away, but two shots later and you’re dead.

    Looks good, but I can see it being a bit of a bastard on multiplayer.

    in reply to: Audio Book #46099
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Best audio books I’ve got are ‘Blakes 7 – The Seven Fold Crown’ and the abridged version of ‘Day of the Triffids’, but they’re on tape, otherwise I’d send you the MP3’s.


    Women of the future laughed hysterically at the XDC multiplay server

    Don’t download any audio books by Anne McAfferty unless you want the gay flu to become a full-on coma.

    in reply to: mmm stella #45639
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    “Ooh I say!”

    in reply to: unlocks for all. #45659
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    What’s this? Are they letting everyone have unlimited unlocks or something? Unfortunately I won’t be around to experience the delights of the Accipiter tonight as I’ll be at the gym.

    Oh well.

    in reply to: mmm stella #45633
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Cool looking speakers.

    in reply to: My mate is having some major problems using our server. #45584
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    Yeah. Sounds like good ‘ole punkbuster to me. There’s a thread here somewhere about that and Wipers found a solution.

    in reply to: Goodbye :-) #45290
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I played WoW for about 20 minutes over at Cowboy’s house. I was an Elf hunter (an elf who hunts). I was going to call myself something cool, urban and origional, but ‘P Diddy’ had already been taken, so I called myself ‘K Doddy’, which I thought was almost as cool.

    My sister used to play Half Life, AvP, Star Craft, GTA and even a little bit of OFP, but then WoW reared it’s ugly head and now she plays that all the time. Still, it beats dressing up in a cloak and running around the woods with rubber swords, fighting ‘orcs’ who are really just guys in jeans who occassionally say ‘oink’ or ‘I’m an orc’.

    in reply to: What soldier do you play as & why? #45573
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I’ve got a weekend over at a mate’s playing OFP and AA whilst ‘the wives’ talk about babies, shopping and cookery. Although I’ll be getting AA, from what everybody has been saying I’ll need the kind of PC that only a former Zimbabwean could afford.

    in reply to: What soldier do you play as & why? #45568
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    If you want real soldiers.. you need to go back to 1942 to 1944!

    Here’s Insane’s favourite soldier class in Red Orchestra:

    in reply to: What soldier do you play as & why? #45566
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I normally play the soldier who starts off full of bravado as the battle begins, but is soon reduced to frustrated tears and tries to defect to the winning side.

    According to the stats page I primarily play mechanic (AV), but I suppose that’s because most maps have vehicles and nobody else chooses the role. T’other day I was the only engineer on Cerebre Landing and wasted 3 walkers and 3 FAV’s with mines and me Pilum, probably because they didn’t expect it.

    I’ll change depending on the map, and if I’m attacking, defending or commanderising. I tend to play Support a lot when I can and use the sentry gun. My tip would be to put the gun down an alley where the enemy will stumble into it. It’s not so good at long range, but a long enough burst at close range should bring someone down.

    in reply to: Dear Uncle Milo #45560
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Dress up as the Grim Reaper before you go to bed at night and when your flat mate returns (probably drunk or under the influence of narcotics) rise up from beneath the window sill and silently point at him whilst checking your watch.

    If he’s got any sense, he’ll run like hell to avoid being reaped.

    When he starts getting wise to this sure-fire scheme, simply replace the costume for either, the devil, an evil clown or a gorilla.

    in reply to: My koala was sitting in a tree when… #45542
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I’m still working on your tattoo Insane, but here’s a rough mock up of the design you suggested:

    As for Johnny’s photo story:

    GENIUS!

    😆 😆 😆

    in reply to: You Know It’s Time To Move House When… #45486
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Murder or move, thats your fait, if you want to keep your stuff !

    Snell speaketh the truth. Seriously think about getting the hell outta there ASAP. Either him or his mates will be going through your stuff quicker than you can say “stop going through my stuff!”

    The other option is to sell all your possessions and buy a fabulous jewel, which the dwarves in the moutains set into a bracer, worn on your right arm with a ‘Wizards Lock’ spell cast upon it so that only you can remove it. I learned that playing AD&D.

    Although being crack addicts they’d probably saw off your arm.

    in reply to: makeup horror #45496
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    “I am not an animal. I am a human being. I am a man!”

    in reply to: Thought i better say "Hi" as i’d like to stick aro #45435
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    Welcome old chap. I must say you are persistent indeed, and almost as irritating as Neon when it comes to fragging me. 😛

    Are you talking about fragging in game or in RL? In RL you said I was imaginative and considereate to your ‘needs’.

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