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…you come home from work to see your new housemate chillin’ in the kitchen with his mates…and his crack pipe.
*shakes head*
You could always take a hammer to his legs while hes passed out and leave a note on him to read when he wakes up as to why you did it. Or say he did it but was to spaced out too remember. ๐
Murder or move, thats your fait, if you want to keep your stuff !
p.s tell your house mate we have a market place on this site so he can sell all your stuff without leaving the house ๐
@XDC-snell wrote:
p.s tell your house mate we have a market place on this site so he can sell all your stuff without leaving the house ๐
ROFL that’s evil mate but I cracked up reading it.
Murder or move, thats your fait, if you want to keep your stuff !
Snell speaketh the truth. Seriously think about getting the hell outta there ASAP. Either him or his mates will be going through your stuff quicker than you can say “stop going through my stuff!”
The other option is to sell all your possessions and buy a fabulous jewel, which the dwarves in the moutains set into a bracer, worn on your right arm with a ‘Wizards Lock’ spell cast upon it so that only you can remove it. I learned that playing AD&D.
Although being crack addicts they’d probably saw off your arm.
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
The other option is to sell all your possessions and buy a fabulous jewel, which the dwarves in the moutains set into a bracer, worn on your right arm with a ‘Wizards Lock’ spell cast upon it so that only you can remove it. I learned that playing AD&D.
Although being crack addicts they’d probably saw off your arm.
lol, When I played AD&D it was us that would do the sawing… anything for a bit of xp ๐
You could always steal his crack, chain him up and employ him as the household gimp for washing-up duties.
Tell Craig Charles to get out of your house!
I have my own pipe for crack, but I’d not be happy if you held a lighter to the end of it. ๐
I’m hoping the crack was a one-off? The guy’s been force feeding me stella the last few days so who am I to complain? Slightly concerned at the m.bike sitting in our garden though that he says he ‘borrowed’?!
Oh and I just got contents insurance for รฦรโรยขรขโยฌร ยกรฦรขโฌลกรโรยฃ7000…anyone fancy robbing my pad? ๐
@=XDC=Erratic-Space wrote:
I’m hoping the crack was a one-off? The guy’s been force feeding me stella the last few days so who am I to complain? Slightly concerned at the m.bike sitting in our garden though that he says he ‘borrowed’?!
Oh and I just got contents insurance for รฦรโรยขรขโยฌร ยกรฦรขโฌลกรโรยฃ7000…anyone fancy robbing my pad? ๐
But its a good bet your not covered if your robbed by your flat mate, plus you’ll need police report and all that shite.
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