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@=XDC= MadHippy wrote:
Caymore Clunt!!
LOL!
How rude you wucking fanker!
I played infantry only on 64 player Oman and it’s a completely different game. You end up having fights in places you’d never encountered anyone before. That was pretty good. But you really MUST join a squad or you’ll be spending a lot of time running around.
Now don’t get me wrong, I’m a modern man who respects the rights of women and I don’t look at them as sex objects. So how about posting pictures of the 3 ladies in question, in bikinis or suitable attire?
Will the winner get a little tiara and a sash that says ‘Miss XDC 2006’?
@airmessy wrote:
The only thing that is putting me off playing inf only server is the amount of claymore spamming cunts that will be about.
The way to solve that is to turn friendly fire ON. Since we’re playing without vehicles, there’s no point in being an engineer, so there’s no chance of driving over mines, but it would also mean that snipers would have to go back to using claymores the old fashioned way to protect their sniping posts.
Although, having said that I am a classic ‘Claymore Spammer’.
Let the flaming commence…
@GSammons wrote:
Lets declare war just for fun. Looks like we already did xD
Well we don’t generally declare war on other alliances. When we first formed XDC another alliance decided to declare war on us (good ‘ole HBW) and their leader was paid a prompt visit by T00thy and Queeks.
However things spiralled out of control when a number of other alliances got involved and Universe 5 galactic war 1 almost started.
Let’s just wait and see what happens. If anyone else gets hit by Ares, let us know and we’ll hit them too. However I think Dreamwalker is making his point clear and hopefully they’ll think twice before making idle threats again.
We’ve got them out numbered and out classed. There are two guys nearby to me who I could probably take out easily. I think it’d probably be worth Doc and dr1p having a word first though.
@XDC_Wolf wrote:
he’s attacked me a couple of times, and as most of your planets are in a galaxy eith one of my colonies (spread your colonies around to avoid being muntered by one person), I’ll have a look see to get some fleet out there, although I’ll be of little or no use against a rank 56 player, we can certainly irritate him!
Heh. You’ll be learning from a pro here Ozzcom, Wolf and Zigzag certainly know how to do that. Deathp00 anyone?
@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
@TurksMeister wrote:
“HOLY FUCK! ITS THE ANTI EXAGERATION POLICE!!”
I’m willing to bet a whole 37p that more people have read her book than hitlers ๐
Pffft! Have you read her book? It’s like Adrian Mole’s, but without the funny bits.
๐
PS Turks I will double that 37p and bet you 90% more people know about Hitler than Adrian Frankmole ๐
Hey, I want in on this bet too, but I’m not going above a quid.
@sickofitall wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Oh dear god!
That’s just wrong.
None of them look like Kirsty Alsop.
They won’t be getting my custom.
Although by some cruel twist of fate this Allsop woman does look a bit like a ropey sex doll (albeit a sex doll with some bizarre salad dodging chip fetish and a badly set eye which should get you a discount on the shop price):
Don’t knock the Alsop! Although she’s just had a kid, so it’ll be like chucking a sausage down the high street* ๐
* This doesn’t mean that Neon wouldn’t though.
Personally in this poor guys situation, I’d rather not have a transplant but a specially made bionic cock. I mean Steve Austin got rebuilt back in the 70’s so surely we have the technology these days to have bionic cocks or ‘cyber wangs’. In fact, I reckon I could make one out of some lego and old bits of mechano. Here’s what it will feature:
NEON INDUSTRIES ROBO NOB:
Lost you penis in a knitting accident? No longer able to get it up whilst watching ‘Location Location Location’? Your worries are over, thanks to the new Neon Industries Robo Nob! Using state of the art technology from the space program* our scientists have not only built a fully functional cyber todger, but have even improved on god’s origional design:
1) Increased urination range. Don’t feel like getting up from the sofa? Patio doors open? Then why bother moving when Neon Industries Robo Nob has a range of up to 30 feet?
2) Laser assisted auto targeting. Heavy night on the town? Don’t worry about missing the toilet thanks to automated toilet aquisition that’s guarenteed to hit the pan no matter how many you think you see.
3) Contraception. Don’t want to get your GF up the duff quite yet? Fear not. Unless you enter a six digit code into the Robo Nob, it’ll just fire blanks.
4) Black Box Recorder. Concerned that you might be accused of rape because you wouldn’t buy her chips? The inbuilt black box recorder will provide court admissable proof of your intentions thanks to our patented jap’s eye cam.
5) Vibro Safe feature. Cyber Schwangs can damage the enamel of your girlfriends teeth right? Wrong! Thanks to our system our ‘hot lover’ vibro feature WON’T go off accidentally.
6) Windows CE Compatible. Need to take down some important notes during that high powered business meeting, but forgotten your PDA? The Robo Nob comes complete with a fold out QWERTY keyboard and can be plugged into any Windows CE compatible devices.
7) Optional Feature – Disco Balls. The DJ not turned up? The party needs some livening up? With this addon feature, simply plug your MP3 player into your bionic cock and you’ve got a mobile disco in your trousers.
The Neon Industries Robo Nob – So good, you’ll actually wish you had a nasty accident involving your little fireman, so that you can justify buying one.
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* Space Lego.
@TurksMeister wrote:
“HOLY FUCK! ITS THE ANTI EXAGERATION POLICE!!”
I’m willing to bet a whole 37p that more people have read her book than hitlers ๐
Pffft! Have you read her book? It’s like Adrian Mole’s, but without the funny bits.
Oh dear god!
That’s just wrong.
None of them look like Kirsty Alsop.
They won’t be getting my custom.
Firstly Ozzcom, don’t worry about this RIP threat.
I’ll post the names of a couple of guys here who’ve backed me up in the past when some guy local to me tried to hit me with a RIP, and they sent him scampering away, back to his heavily defended planet. A RIP will take hours to reach you (it took 6 hours to reach me and the guy is in the same galaxy as me). But also EVERYONE wants a RIP kill. The moment some of the big players get a whiff of a RIP they’ll be scanning him regularly to see what he’s up to.
At a rank of 56, he’ll be a problem for us. I don’t think we’ve ever hit anyone that big before, but the HOFinators (Doc and Dr1p) are certainly ramping up their game day by day, so you never know.
I’ll go do some snooping…
@Lord Von Phartsbury wrote:
Errr, wot else, anyone see Conn Igulden given that fat femminist bitch a revving on telly this morning coz she said his book “The dangerous book for boys” was promoting sexisism/chauvanis etc. Wot a giggle I had. Even went and bought the book for myself.
Damn! I wish I’d seen that! I love it whan feminists pipe up about stuff they know jack shit about.
And to be perfectly honest, getting a feminist to comment on a book called “The Dangerous Book for Boys” is about as constructive as getting the head of the KKK to comment on Nelson Mandela’s biography.
