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PKM kicks ass! Many a chopper whore has fallen foul of my mighty 7.62 x 54 GPMG of death. Here’s an idea for you MaNSLaUgHtEr; why not just get a sniper scope for your PKM?
Maybe we should start our own gang of vigilantes? Dress in black, leap from the shadows and dispense our own brand of cricket bat justice on the perps.
We could call ourselves ‘Batmen’ and we’d have a base called ‘The Bat Cave’ and we could spray our cars black and call them ‘Batmobiles’. And when there’s crime being committed we could shine a light in the sky, in the shape of a cricket bat, which we’d call the ‘Bat Signal’. Oh man! That would be awesome!
And Toothy could put on some tights and we’d call him Robin, and…
Oh god.
Curse my brain.
The only way I can get kills is with claymores. When I fire at people they often fire back, which I don’t like much.
If I could I’d be putting claymores in toilets if they had them in BF2. I’m dissapointed that none of the building sites have porta-loos in them, otherwise I’d be blowing the shit out of unsuspecting squaddies who needed a dump.
Neon’s anti-claymore advice: When you are trying to grab a flag, simply follow Messy at a safe distance. When he begins cussing on TS you’ll know he’s ‘discovered’ a claymore and the area is now 50% safe. To make it 100% safe, simply revive him and allow him to repeat.
Well I suggest that you to get online and have a game tonight at about 18:30 to settle this score. Tonight’s my BF2 night and I’m up for some action.
Plus we’ll need your help to get the server started 😉
Max had jumped around a bit cleaned his rifle
From what Pharty tell’s us, if Max ‘cleans his rifle’ much more he’ll go blind.
Only play on the XDC server. Most of the other’s are so badly admin’ed I find myself banging my head on the desk.
One time on the BAF server, whilst playing the Oman map a pilot flew one of the Migs onto the carrier and crashed it into the deck, bailing out and having his squad spawn on him. They then took control of the carrier, killed anone who spawned there (they knew all the spawn points) and used the helicopters and jets to attack the Gulf.
Believe it or not we won the game (we grabbed more flags) but those wankers had scores in the 200’s because of the base raping and aircraft whoreage. It was a great tactic, but they weren’t playing to win, they were stat padding.
Stick with XDC:
“The way it was meant to be played”
Indeed. But what’s this doing in the ‘Battlefield 2’ forum?
Surely the private chat is a better place for a message like this?
Well one thing’s for certain, if at the next XDC booze up it deteriorates into a pub brawl I’m siding with MaNSLaUgHtEr, Fluffy and SOIA. Sounds like they might be a bit handy with the old chin pistons.
@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
Im just worried that Neon is reading the daily mail
tut tut 🙄Heh. No, that would be a crime.
I must say that this film is looking more and more appealing:
I used to read a blog which was written by a policeman up in Newcastle. He explained the day to day crap that they have to go through in order for the government to say that they solve more crimes. Apparently the best ones for this are domestic violence calls. Wife rings the police – Her husband has hit her. Husband rings the police – his wife hit him. Policeman goes around takes statements, gets the couple to calm down. They both admit punching each other, but don’t want to press charges.
This means that in an hour the policeman has solved two crimes.
Forget the time wasted on the dullards who punch each other, how much it’s cost the taxpayer and the fact that the copper could have been doing something more productive, two crimes have been solved. The policeman who wrote the blog thought is was a complete waste of his time, but he has to do it because that’s how they get graded.
Well, if I was surrounded by a bunch of Yardies who were acting in an unpleasant manner I’d probably refrain from punching any of them. So the old lady did set herself up for a kicking.
However, here’s what I would of imagined would have happened if I’d been that 15 year old boy:
Neon: “Hi mum. I’m home. Sorry I’m late, but me and some friends beat up and old lady and I broke her arm.”
Neon’s Mum: “You did WHAT?!?!”
Neon: “She attacked me first mum! We all crowded around her and were, you know, shouting and swearing at her, and stopping her from going anywhere. Then out of the blue she punched me in the stomach! I mean, did I deserve that?”
Neon’s Mum: “You did WHAT?!?!”
Neon: “Yeah I know. So it was self defence really. Luckily I had 20 of my mates surrounding her or I might not be talking to you now.
Neon’s Mum: “I’m calling the police.”
Neon: “Yeah. Good idea mum. We’d better press charges against that crazy old woman. The sooner we get old ladies like that off the street the sooner it’ll be safer for gangs of young men to harass people. I got off lightly this time, but the next gang of 20 thugs she attacks might not get off so lightly.”
Neon’s Mum: “Hello police? My son and his friends just terrorised and beat up an old lady. Can you send a couple of policemen round to give him a bloody good kicking?”
I cannot think of any way you could possibly say to a group of mates “so I broke this old ladies arm” and not be considered scum. There’s no way you can tell that story and make it sound like you were in the right. What kind of home can he come from that thinks breaking an old ladies arms is alright? Hopefully if this goes to court they’ll book the mother for wasting police time.
Alreet Divie? How’s tricks? Is this all because you’re in the army now, hence the BF2 withdrawal?
I believe the 7DR boys are having an airsoft war day, so maybe you could go along and join in with that. If you take your SA80, you’ll have a definite advantage over the other guys and their ‘soft air guns’.
