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I thought that the general consensus was that it was a brilliant film? Well acted, a great plot and a memorable script:
Jared: Look, there’s a lot of us working to make a bad world better. Remember that.
Alex: What do you care about a better world? You’re a cyborg.
Farnsworth: Da fucking humans!
Hey, there are 3 sequels to the film, so it must be ace!
Unfortunately you can’t be an equal AND have ‘special treatment’. The two are mutually exclusive, so it’s either one or t’other.
Or to put it another way; There weren’t any suffragettes when they shouted “Women and children first!” on the Titanic 😉
@Dreamwalker wrote:
lol, i dont know where tooth is. so if you guys are going to attack, which defense should i strike first, light lasers or plasma cannons?
ps. i dont care about loss, i mean look what i did to turks
Well it’s your shout mate. Let us know when you think would be a good time to go ahead with the attack, but I’d wait until you have a better idea of numbers first.
Sounds like Doc might be up for it, possibly Beer as well, and I’ll lend support. If that’s the case we may have a fairly sizeable fleet to throw at the defences.
Neon he aint inactive i just checked… are you ready to hit some1 who cant hit back? 😈
Pah! I’m not scared of people who can hit back. In fact, I was quite infamous at one of my local hospitals for all the fights I used to get into. Obviously that all had to stop when the police came around to my place and asked me to stop causing trouble with the quadriplegics. Some of those guys can really bite (only if get close enough to them).
So if this guy’s active, which clan is he part of?
@XDC-snell wrote:
Fuck me you must like shreaded wheat 🙄
Wha…?
Damn it! I told her Coco Pops! Heads are going to roll for this! 👿
Good point Hippo. I reckon that’ll be my next excuse.
“Although Nathalie had a lot to carry, she was relieved that Neon was there to protect her from “robots with laser eyes”, until he meandered off somewhere.”Shit.
I’ve got to come up with another reason to make Nathalie carry the shopping home. Looks like my ‘dangerous squirrels’ excuse isn’t going to hold water much longer.
Cheers for the info Lord Von Phartsbury
Uh oh Doc,
Looks like we might have another ‘caper’ coming up.
Nice find BTW DreamWalker. Normally a planet with that many plasmas would be written off as a loss, but nearly 7.5 million res? I reckon it’d be worth it.
Any idea how long he’s been innactive?
He’s out of my IPM range, but maybe Turks can help out too?
@To0THBRU5H wrote:
I’m back on the BF2 front as well after a long time off, bad timing!
Sorry guys, time to get pissed off again 😆
It’s been noted that you’re back T00thy, now get on TS. There’s nothing worse than being shot by a helicopter and not being able to tell the pilot he’s a spaz! 😉
@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
Well i haven’t been on holiday or anything fancy, just been doing a big rewireing job on a 6 bedroom house! It’s only been 2 weeks but it feels like it went on for a lot longer,from tomorrow i’l be back in the cab and hopefully will have a bit more time to play a few games of BF2 etc.
Heyyyyyy!
Will you be available for some Taxi work tomorrow mate? Gotta go to Temple. Other cabbies lack your BF2 knowledge.
I was about to ask the same question for Uni 5, at least it’s everyone who’s experiencing this and not just me. I was worried that some little shit might be crashing my fleet whilst I couldn’t log on.
@XDC-snell wrote:
No this is what Queeks would use, if he was going to use a gun 😯
http://www.break.com/movies/deerhunt5.htmlBlaady ‘ell! What are they hunting? Dinosaurs?
Pah! Here’s the real story between Lois and Clarke, as discussed in the film ‘Mallrats’:
T.S. Quint: But they’re engaged.
Brodie: Doesn’t matter, can’t happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It’s bound to come up.
Brodie: It’s impossible, Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He’s an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth’s yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
Plus, whilst we’re on the subject of ‘Superman’, is it just me or does his name sound like an internet tag.
Superman: “Hi I’m Superman.”
Nerd: “Hi I’m Ultimate Sex God.”
Superman: “I’m sorry, you’re what?”
Nerd: “I’m Ultimate Sex God. Well U1imat5exGod, to be precise.”
Superman: “Well what makes you and Ultimate Sex God? I’m called Superman because I’m ‘super’. I do super things.”
Nerd: “Says who? Who says you do super things? Sure faster than a speeding bullet is pretty good, but if you were faster than light, that would be even better. That would be ‘super’ in fact.”
Superman: “Hey! Who are you to question my name Ultimate Sex God? You look like the kind of guy who jerks off to WoW.”
Nerd: “I’ve had sex loads of times! With women! Besides, at least I don’t wear ladies tights. N00b.”
Superman: “Yeah? Well I cum like a shotgun. You ghey fagg0r! Pwned!”
Nerd: “No, you’re owned! My hairstyle isn’t stuck in the 1950’s, Bill Haley! Or should I say Bill Gayley!”
Superman: “I’m gonna rip your fucking ankles off you little shit!”
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I should get Queeks to take me out with his hunting bow! Though given his foul mood and evil nature lately he’d probably shoot me in the back with it
That’s a bit of a slurr on Queeks there Doc. I don’t think he’d even dream of putting an arrow between your shoulder blades, at least not without giving you a sporting chance. Queeks would probably give you 30 seconds to get away before the hunting commenced.
Anyway back to the guy shooting Pronghorns. I agree with Phartsbury and Morgan. I remember when I used to go air rifle shooting at my local club, the guy who owned/ran it used to coach the juniors on how to shoot, gun care etc and he had a flying fit when one of the kids bragged that he could kill rabbits at 60 yards with his HW80. He said to us that animals aren’t paper targets, and that if you miss and wound it the creature could have a long, slow death. 30 yards is the absolute maximum range for hunting with an air rifle.
I guess that same thing applies here.
