TurksMeister

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  • in reply to: WII #41745
    TurksMeister
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    Damn you internet not working at home… about 30 people can see my screen here and now they think Im looking at gay porn!

    in reply to: Smoking can be hazardous to your health #41931
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    My mate was doing 70 on the motorway once, and flicked his fag out of the window, only for it to blow back, down his collar and along his back.

    He said what ensued was rather scary!

    in reply to: WII #41728
    TurksMeister
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    I want to know if this is worth it – give us a low down when you get a chance – and a photo of you looking like a dick playing with the fucker!

    in reply to: THC4MS #41786
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    My friend brought a hash cake home from a party, and left it in the kitchen, only to find her mother off her face later on- having eaten it… apparently it was most amusing!

    in reply to: Worst Album Art on the planet #41869
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    That fucking organist has hands!

    I feel used

    in reply to: Oi! Laaaahnanaaaahs! Fancy a christmas pen and ink? #41710
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    I was in cheltenham yesterday morning and today… go figure!

    in reply to: I need a Stethoscope. #41768
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    Just tell her to close her eyes – makes you hear better and then tap the end softly softly with your finger… Job Done!

    in reply to: CNUTS! #41772
    TurksMeister
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    Tell him I want my virginity back

    For BT I only use isohunt and torrent spy. and then puretna and enpornium for the more artistic sides of life 🙂

    in reply to: THC4MS #41779
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    I suppose they are trying to set an example – how can you uphold a law when you allow certain groups to break it. Its a toughie

    in reply to: Oi! Laaaahnanaaaahs! Fancy a christmas pen and ink? #41708
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    I would be up for it if it was around the 28th, unfortunately I will be in Gay Cheltenham until the 22nd 🙁

    Still got no internet at home 🙁

    in reply to: WII #41722
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    Just watched a fantastic news report about how they have had to recall over a million wrist straps – people have been thrusting the little stick things so hard, that it has slipped out of their hands and twatted against the TV – breaking both!

    Great stuff

    in reply to: New headphones? #41526
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    How much are they? Model etc?

    in reply to: Front Page Tips #41085
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    Cheers daddio 🙂

    in reply to: Front Page Tips #41083
    TurksMeister
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    You arrogant cock!!!!

    Did you mean “You Ave-a-big cock?!”

    Ended up ok… Turks chilled out a bit, and realised he “had a big cock”… or was being the other option… what can i say, Im a perfectionist!

    Anyhoo, we came up with a problem right at the end…

    The site that we use to upload our websites too only allows you to add lots of files within one folder. Our files are all in one folder, except the template (which I downloaded from a free site), which is in a sub folder. So the problem is – I can uplaod all the words/pictures/etc, but the template is missing. Is there anyway I can transfer the template in to the the folder where all the other shit is, without having to relink every single page (as that would take fucking hours!)

    An alternate option would be to upload what we have to some free webspace, but i dont know how to do that – anyone know how this can be done? (I know I have some free with our blueyonder account, but dont have the details for it… so would need another idea.

    Cheers.

    in reply to: XDC Server: A good, hard game? Or a walk in the park #41197
    TurksMeister
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    Hey Silphy, seen you a couple of times on the server – always nice when our regulars sign up!

    One of the best aspects of being on the XDC server, is shouting KNIFE FIGHT over TS when you come accross (not in a sexual way!) a fellow XDCer on the opposite team – and then admidst all the fighting and death, you hop around like a loon trying to stick the other.

    Oh happy days!

    Have to say its rather good timing having my internet down at home… you should see how much work I have done recently!

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