Smoking can be hazardous to your health

Well I’m not claiming to be the sharpest tool in the box and after the wkd just gone I’ve more evidence to back this up.

Here’s the scene: I’m sitting at my ‘puter with the lights on low. Running round the battlefield trying to keep those eyes in the back of my head wide open for any impending Wipers knife assault!
– I tell you those Max haxs are proving deadly!
And at the same time I’m having a smoke. I light it up and put the match into the ashtray sitting on my desk, then go back to gaming. A few minutes later I notice the sounds cut out my earphones?? I look over at my ashtray and notice it still burning away from (what I thought) was the discarded matches but once I turned the light on turned out to be my headphone wire cord which was trailing over the cursed ashtray.

**Adds new pair of earphones to his Christmas list**