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@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
@sickofitall wrote:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Superwally-Moon-Parrot-publication-Manning/dp/0708826040
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That your Old and New testament SOIA?
Cheeky bastard.
But yeah, they are.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Superwally-Moon-Parrot-publication-Manning/dp/0708826040
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@Wipers wrote:
I’m sorry if he has neurological problems…
I’m not. The puerile cretin can drop dead of a brain spazz tomorrow for all I fucking care.
@Lammie wrote:
New Battlefield game for the PC currently in development- although details are very vague.
This doesn’t sound right to me – surely if they were developing one at the moment it would already be out in the shops?
Tried it last night. Didn’t think it was great. Looked good and all but the lack of any kind of AI really let it down. I slagged off FEAR a bit but in comparison it was miles ahead of this game and even the first Far Cry with it’s at times dodgy but on the whole decent AI beats this.
There was a major plus point though and it was quite a shock. I downloaded the PC version and even though my PC is distinctly below average by todays standards it defaulted all the settings to max and ran completely smooth.
So if you like the game definitely buy it on PC – FPS’s are better on PC than Xbox anyway and it’ll be at least 15 quid cheaper (if you get it legally) and look as good as if not better than the console version.
I’ll come but only if I can invite LeGit and charge you all a pound a punch (that’s him of course, not me).
Easy money.
@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
You’re just to hardcore for the likes of us walking tea towel holders SOIA
Word nigga.Here’s my homies from Sesame Street showing all these gay bands how to kick some shit
I “saw†the Foo Fighters live back in 1998 at the first Ozzfest in Milton Keynes. “Saw†because no-one actually saw them at all. This is because they were stuck on a bill which included the likes of Pantera, Soulfly and Life of Agony so quite why they’d been roped in was a bit of a mystery. So you’ve got tens of thousands of beered up metal fans who are about as interested in pop music as Jeremy Beadle is in juggling and on roll the Foo Fighters. Everyone just ignored them and the piss bottle fights (mandatory at rock festivals back in those days) and Mexican waves started.
I could have forgiven the band the hopeless casting of Foo Fighters at a heavy metal festival since it wasn’t their fault but halfway through that tit of a singer pipes up “Don’t cheer the song, we haven’t finished it yetâ€ÂÂÂ. Arrogant twat, open your eyes and look at the crowd – no-ones cheering you numbnuts, in fact are you lot still here? We’re all cheering because this mexican wave we’ve got going is f***ing huge! Now stop your bleating you girls, they’re only bottles of piss – play your set and get off the stage. That’s what I said to him, or would have done if he wasn’t stood about a mile away on a stage surrounded by bouncers.
I don’t wanna be your monkey wrench – what does that even mean?!?!?
I refused to go the following year because System Of A Down played and much as I wanted to go see them I couldn’t organise an AK47 and a few hand grenades in time.
Can’t watch these films anymore.
Whenever I see the bloke all I can think of is this:
It got 10/10 on Eurogamer, though given their history of taking bungs for reviews it probably just means that the reviewer got a hooker sent over by the game devs. Fair enough, I’d give any old bollocks a 10/10 review for a bj off a tidy bird as well.
Any road, the annual FIFA/Pro Evo malarkey is coming up at around the same time so I’ll probably end up buying one of those instead.
It’s funny you should mention this Neon as I’m also coming up to 35 and I’ve always had a great deal of interest in cosmology and the universe. You know, how the universe was formed, our place in the grand scheme of things, whether mankind will ever explore other galaxies and the far reaches of space. I’d be very interested to know what you manage to find out.
Nah! Not really of course, I’m pulling your leg! Eeeh lad, give your head a shake – what’s wrong with you today? Stop all this silly talk and get yourself down the pub you big Jessie.
5 out o’ 10 for the first 2 hours 15 minutes.
10 out o 10 for the most stupid ending ever in a film (yes, even beating Bruce Willis beating up a luminous yellow goblin) which was so abjectly piss poor that it was one of the funniest moments in the history of cinema.
So the final rating is:
Spielberg is a complete nobhead – OFFICIAL.
+++First off a disclaimer. You can’t start a thread about what annoy me and then expect me not to swear every other word. Just so you know.+++
Skateboarders. Who thought of that? I’ll tell you who – some pansy with a girls haircut who was being bullied for being a chutney ferret because he liked roller skating. That’s who. The only saving grace with skateboarders is that occasionally they’ll try to do some trick and break their f**king necks.
NEWSFLASH
Skateboarding doesn’t make you look ‘cool’ or ‘rad’, it makes you look like a massive cunt. Speaking of which, here’s a picture of one:
Which brings me smoothly onto Marilyn Manson, who is by far and away the most annoying shitstick on the face of the entire planet. That’s right, you’ve got a gun with 2 bullets and you stumble across Osama Bin Laden, Jamie bastarding Oliver and Marilyn Manson having a picnic (and no Jamie, the food isn’t ‘pukka’ you tosspot). So who to shoot? Marilyn Manson. In the head. Twice. This next bit is true, I’m not making it up. I once saw a Marilyn Manson video, or the first 10 seconds of it anyway. It featured the fairy arsed fucker, dressed like a girl as usual. He was singing, wait for this, it’s good – he was singing a song entitled “The Fight Songâ€ÂÂÂ!!!! Him!!!! Fucking hell, is he intentionally trying to wind me up???? Marilyn Manson, you want to make it personal then you just crossed that line, “palâ€ÂÂÂ.I also pretty much get annoyed by Brad Pitt, but that’s only because he’s soiled up Angelina Jolie and everyone knows that she really wants me to clutter up’er butter gutter. So just remember that Brad, next time your tonking your missus that bitch is thinking of me, motherfucker.
