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  • in reply to: The future of gaming? #71741
    sickofitall
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    Great idea, but with one totally glaringly obvious problem…

    How are you realistically going to download “art” whilst using this service.

    They just didn’t think it through. This is never going to catch on.

    sickofitall
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    Now I couldn’t possibly tell you how good this lot are. For one thing I’m far too old to have heard anything they’ve ever done. For another, and as my missus is always telling me, I don’t actually listen to music – just thugs shouting over guitars.

    But anyway, I’ve looked these up on my official list of everything ever in order of how hard everything is and found them:



    All I can say is that being softer than a tipsy kitten and only slightly harder than a totally pissed up kitten doesn’t strike me as solid grounding for a band to play great rock music.

    (Personally I’d also contest the list, because the kitten below them obviously drinks booze and smokes fags, and so automatically looks twenty times harder than that lot, but the list is cock on and can’t really be argued with.)

    in reply to: Insane #71547
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    more impressive than the time I slept with Kate Beckinsale..

    Good to hear you tonked Kate Beckinsale, fair play. But her dad is Godber you know

    Surely it must have been difficult giving her a face like a painters radio knowing that. Sounds like a right porn trauma to me.

    in reply to: Insane #71541
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    @To0THBRU5H wrote:

    You all talk like you actually play for these teams. Grow up you fags ๐Ÿ˜†

    I don’t know Tooth, how can you not get it?

    I mean: that team from Manchester. Who represent Manchester, the place, the people, their culture and way of life. Bankrolled by american billionaires and Comprising of 11 multimillionaires being a dutchman, an irishman, a frenchman, a russian, a portugese, a brazilian, a korean, an argentinian and 3 englishmen (one of whom is a scouser, ahem) lost to that team from Liverpool. Who represent Liverpool, the place, the people, their culture and way of life. Bankrolled by american billionaires and comprising of 11 multimillionaires being a slovakian, a finn, 2 brazilians, an argentinian, a dutchman, 2 englishmen and 3 spaniards.

    So why, oh why, oh why can’t you understand why the scousers are gloating to the mancs about how “we” beat “you”?

    in reply to: Gran Torino #71259
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    @CjD wrote:

    i almost cried lol, i cry too easy for some reason lately dunno wtfs wrong with me, never used to be like that.

    It’s a well known medical condition that. Called being “sober”. You probably just need to drink a lot more beer a lot more regularly (or lager if you’re a girl/pansy).

    That’s you sorted then. No need to thank me either – I’m happy to help.

    in reply to: XDC Console Gamers #71163
    sickofitall
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    The controller argument always comes up until some smartarse

    points out that you can just plug your 360 controller into your PC and it works.

    Anyway

    PS3 – good machine but still too expensive with very limited software compared to the others.
    360 – good for recreating that jet plane taking off in your living room effect. Built by thalidomides and breaks down every 5 f***ing minutes and isn’t sturdy enough to use as a bloody doorstop.
    PC – still pretty expensive, cock all games except badly ported 360 titles than run like an exploded dog no matter how fancy you make your machine. Internet connection gives you access to limitless amounts of videos of birds being fifteen/one’d by gurning blokes.
    Wii – Pointless bollocks for girls.

    There you go.

    in reply to: Zombie Stripper #69500
    sickofitall
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    You people are mental.

    Dead birds – check
    Naked birds – check
    Naked dead birds – result!

    My cock was like a slug on a brillo pad by the time the credits rolled.

    in reply to: Battlefield 1943 #70732
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    Having read up on it, and at the risk of being accused of being Nostradamos when it comes out – it’s gonna be crappy.

    In terms of being fun as compared to absolutely everything else in the world ever, it’s gonna rate slightly below:

    in reply to: The Wrestler #70879
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    well acted too and good story

    You’re having a laugh Insane. How can you call this movie well acted with a good story, it’s an insult to the greatest filmmaker of all time – Godfrey Ho.

    If you want to see good acting and realistic fight scenes – here you go:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-ZkMQttKk” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N68aaGecwWA” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53jgbNhMuCI” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

    in reply to: Bolt #70870
    sickofitall
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    I watched this a while back at all and quite frankly I was most disgruntled.

    Ten mintues in I get this message on the bottom of the screen saying something like “Property of Walt Disney Pictures – not for distribution – it is illegal to copy/reproduce.”

    Cheeky bastards. If I’d not downloaded it off the internet I’d have written in to complain at the accusatory tone in that message.

    in reply to: perfect balance game #70665
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    Once you’ve done all 40 you get another 40 to do (and no porn in between as a reward, the bloody cheek).

    At about 15 into the second lot I gave up. Still, pretty decent game.

    Anyone who likes this sort of thing should get World of Goo.

    in reply to: LEFT 4 DEAD DEMO #69814
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    @WiZZyWiGG wrote:

    @sickofitall wrote:

    I play it all the time.

    Great game but it’s been let down by the latest patch which means the team that plays survivors second always wins and the fucking ridiculous console inspired online interface which means there is no server browser.

    Not sure about that, I can win playing survivors first still most of the time.

    Also open up the console and type openserverbrowser to bring up the normal browser… great for joining games already in process.

    Ah, I think I caught up with you in game the other night calling yourself Asuko1201 or something. You’re just showing off cause you’re good at it.

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ2_vafBtwg” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;

    Good teamplay mate, and cheers for the encouragement whilst I was playing as the tank. Appreciated.

    in reply to: Bloke that looks like a thumb #70631
    sickofitall
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    Now I’m acutely aware that I’m a really deeply unpleasant, hateful, bitter…bitter man but am I really the only person who looks at this picture and just wants to punch the f*** out of that cretinous chav on the right?

    Really?!

    in reply to: LEFT 4 DEAD DEMO #69811
    sickofitall
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    I play it all the time.

    Great game but it’s been let down by the latest patch which means the team that plays survivors second always wins and the fucking ridiculous console inspired online interface which means there is no server browser.

    in reply to: very agile! #70330
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    @=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:

    >>>>>>>> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=49c_1232382639 <<<<<<<<<<<< *
    not the kind of thing i might normally post but you have to admit that this girl has some skills!

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