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  • in reply to: Pratchett flik #23278
    XDCOldPhart
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    have all of Pratchets books, not only funny but have very very sharp social comentary

    in reply to: T00thBru5h strips for you, Insane!!! #23328
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    @To0THBRU5H wrote:

    But I agree with Wolf, I have about 5 hairs on my chest, how poor is that 😥

    Insane thought he had a pubic hair, ’till he pissed out of it 😆

    in reply to: face plant. #23245
    XDCOldPhart
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    Oyi, shut it you sheep debasing BF2 5 dollah wench

    in reply to: face plant. #23243
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    There is a wonderful saying in Afrikaans. “As jy dom is moet jy kak”

    Loosely translated. ” If you are stupid you deserve to shit yourself”

    in reply to: Pregnant? #23224
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    @=XDC=Badger wrote:

    6 Misses……..5 daughters so far, 4 grandsons, 1 more on the way and a first grand daughter! 🙄

    Blimming Ell Badger, I thought my brotherBruce was unlucky with 4 dotters, but yikes.

    How old be they then? Oh, any singletons?

    in reply to: Tit Monday! #22794
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    @Captain_Chronic wrote:

    A new girl started at work today , and I am going to start up a new religion that is all about worshipping her arse , it is one of the finest arses I have ever seen , there may be a god after all 🙂

    Will she shoe a bloke in brown leather?

    Tell her I will give her monies to do so, if the alternate portal to pleasure is as good as you say it is CC old chapski

    in reply to: 50K Ranking #22825
    XDCOldPhart
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    True, that was the sheep-buggerer medal, not want to be known as a man who went after it, but Messy being a Stats-Slag and a Stretched-Wellie-Wearer would have no probs knocking up a few jumper-growers for a bit o’tin.

    in reply to: After work drink in London anyone? #22827
    XDCOldPhart
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    Yaaass old buoy, just give me sufficient notice to get an Exeat from SWIMBO

    in reply to: 50K Ranking #22821
    XDCOldPhart
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    Nah Queenie, the next time you jump on, first person you frag/point you get ingame you will get yer promo.

    Ruddy stat sluts, all of yer

    in reply to: Tit Monday! #22784
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    Ahhh BAdger, that is excellent, I hve been walking around at half mast for the last 2 days. Even the wife is starting to look attractive again 😈

    in reply to: clan #21475
    XDCOldPhart
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    I know thats a Koala you platypussie. Its just that I labled Insane the Koala Molester long ago, so now you play with Wombats.

    Male Wombats

    in reply to: OMFG the best website and story i have eva read #22499
    XDCOldPhart
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    Fuck, by the time I get home from work the pic of the bird is gone. Was she worth a punt?

    in reply to: clan #21473
    XDCOldPhart
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    Cowboy was in my sqaud last night and we had a good giggle about Neon-The-WombatStroker

    *giggle*

    😆 😮 😀

    in reply to: Logitech G5 gaming mouse #22439
    XDCOldPhart
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    Got an MX 5 its great. And I have used cordless Logitechs for 3 years now and it feels no different to go back to using the cord

    in reply to: For all the STAT WHORES out there #22515
    XDCOldPhart
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    Arrrgggg for fark sakes, so the fact that I am hours away from the 250 I needed/ 500 I needed for various shite bits o tin now goes out the effing window

    Makes it completely pointless

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