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  • #13894
    Badger
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    My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so joyfully, but thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her when she said,

    “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”

    I said, “Great. Tell me what you’re so happy about.

    She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, and then she told me. “I am pregnant.”

    I was ecstatic! We had been trying for quite a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier!”

    Then, she said, “Oh, honey, There’s more. Puzzled I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

    She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!!

    Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

    She said,

    “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Asda and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!

    #23212
    Ronathon
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    ๐Ÿ˜†

    #23213
    XDC wild egg tamer
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    ๐Ÿ˜€

    congrats on being a Dad mate…………..

    only messing!!!! good joke there……..lol

    #23214
    airmessy
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    LOL

    #23215
    XDCMADMAX
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    rofl! ๐Ÿ˜€

    #23216
    von smallhousen
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    mcdonalds pigshit milkshake moment.

    congrats tho – you big shagger. 8)

    #23217
    Bonehead
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    congratulations !!!

    say bye bye to BF2 for the next months (my little precious is about 3 months old now, so I know what Iรƒฦ’ร†โ€™รƒยขรขโ€šยฌร…ยกรƒฦ’รขโ‚ฌลกรƒโ€šร‚ยดm talking about).

    #23218
    XDC wild egg tamer
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    errrr, i really do think it was a joke guys!

    i could be wrong though ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    #23219
    Badger
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    Thank fook WET is awake, Mrs Badger is ancient! ๐Ÿ˜•

    #23220
    XDCMissis
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    LOL if she was that would make 4 or 5 kids?

    #23221
    Badger
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    6 Misses……..5 daughters so far, 4 grandsons, 1 more on the way and a first grand daughter! ๐Ÿ™„

    #23222
    airmessy
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    @=XDC=Badger wrote:

    6 Misses……..5 daughters so far, 4 grandsons, 1 more on the way and a first grand daughter! ๐Ÿ™„

    You poor git..

    Having them all in the house whilest having that “time of the month” must have been fun

    #23223
    Badger
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    Fortunately they have all left home! But they keep bloody coming back!

    #23224
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=Badger wrote:

    6 Misses……..5 daughters so far, 4 grandsons, 1 more on the way and a first grand daughter! ๐Ÿ™„

    Blimming Ell Badger, I thought my brotherBruce was unlucky with 4 dotters, but yikes.

    How old be they then? Oh, any singletons?

    #23225
    Badger
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    None available for the Rhodesian Ridgeback!

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