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@XDC_Wolf wrote:

I actually sucked a donkey cock once, just to try

8)

How about we alternate? You can use mental images of her on weekdays, while I shall keep my MDB stash of pics for weekends?

@sickofitall wrote:

I saw the last 20 minutes of this again last weekend when I was at my mates. Hmmm, still the same old problem as the first time I watched it – Barely Legal Imogen Poots swanning around. It was even more frightening this time though because my mates all pointed out to my missus that I’d bagsied the bird and it has to be said that far from congratulating me on the foresight of my pimping powers ‘er indoors looked decidedly unimpressed, maybe even a little hostile. Still, tanking rights are tanking rights and that’s the main thing.

Unfortunately for “28 Weeks Later” we had watched “The Wild Geese” the night before and since “The Wild Geese” is the greatest film ever made “28 Weeks Later” paled into utter irrelevance in comparison.

Ahhh SOIA old chap, I bagsied Miss Poots when she woz in V for Vindetta, and then she woz 16, so I got 1st dibs, she has played the odd leading role in my nocturnal manipulations.

That said, I do wish I was 20 years younger, as then I would be a horny teenager instead of being viewd as a libidenouse, dirty older bugger.

Sigh, you cannot win as a bloke. When you are of the correct age to grab a teenage bird, you have no idea what you are doing. When you get to the age and experience where you can bring a bint off 5 times before you even get to the trot, you are too old fer the lasses… in proper circles of course

@Lensman wrote:

The crater has been spewing fetid gases, reports say

I know the feeling….after the curry I had last night my arse looks like the Imperial Japanese flag…..

That stretched ring is a sign of buggery, I suggest a chastity belt next time you go out