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Insane reckons Kiera Knightly is a dawg who looks like a boy. Insane likes em, er… plumper, like the Vicar of Dimbleby.
So chaps, wot is it to be then, Pharty’s choice in Kiera Knightly, or Insanes luuuv of Dawn French?
Third option is for Max and the other buggers
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PS, Tess, Lis & co, you can vote too, let us know who you would prefer for some girl on girl 😈
Put Shania Twain on the list an she would get my vote, given the 2 options i’d have to go for Kiera but i’d be up for a bit of a tit wank from Dawn from time to time 😉
Uh oh. I sense a ‘straw man’ or possible ‘straw lady’ argument ahoy. Although Ms French is slightly on the ‘planetoidal’ end of the spectrum, she doesn’t have that ‘Trapjaw’ thing going like slightly Knightly does. During Love Actually I kept thinking Skeletor would turn up and say “We shall soon posses the power of GreySkull!” and she’d say “Sure thing boss”, shortly before cocking up whatever plan her evil master had cooked up.
Although I was on medication when I watched it…
Well of course Knightleys going to win, the other candidates make her the only viable option.
I mean, who would you want to shag? A couple of bummers, a fat munter or a bird who at least looks female. I put it to you all that the failure to match Knightley with some proper competition in this poll shows a lack of confidence in her general blartness by Pharty himself.
Put it another way, if these were football teams the bummers would be Brighton & Hove Albion (obviously), Dawn French would be Bradford City (fat birds = Bradford) and Knightley would be Sheffield Wednesday (not great, and a lack of anything to offer up front condemns her to the lower reaches of the championship). So yeah, Wednesday might be better than Brighton & Bradford but that doesn’t make em any good.
OP is a CockGoblin, he’s got the only women he can pull mixed up with the real question..
The poll should read
Keira Knightly or Kate Beckinsale.. he’s just scared of losing so had to make some fantasy poll up 🙂
3rd option made me giggle though
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
OP is a CockGoblin, he’s got the only women he can pull mixed up with the real question..
The poll should read
Keira Knightly or Kate Beckinsale.. he’s just scared of losing so had to make some fantasy poll up 🙂
3rd option made me giggle though
Kate Beckinsale every time although admittedly the are a bit short in the baps department.
Fookin Pipecleaner has bigger tits taht keira!
this is the reason why OP likes her.. he likes the man look
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
OP is a CockGoblin, he’s got the only women he can pull mixed up with the real question..
The poll should read
Keira Knightly or Kate Beckinsale.. he’s just scared of losing so had to make some fantasy poll up 🙂
3rd option made me horny though
fixed 😈
Must say I voted for Kiera.. although I wouldn’t mind havin a go at the tubby one.. youknow just to see what it’s like 😀
@Panic.fo wrote:
although I wouldn’t mind havin a go at the tubby one.. youknow just to see what it’s like 😀
LOL!! 😕
You’ve made me go for a threesome with the Brokeback mountain boys!!
Keira is a titless wonder though I could listen to her voice all night.
Dawn French’s size wouldn’t put me off too much, I’ve been with bigger girls 😳 but she’s just too fecking irritating.
@tess wrote:
Dawn French’s size wouldn’t put me off too much, I’ve been with bigger girls 😳 but she’s just too fecking irritating.
we want pictures……and more detailed info 😉
Believe me, you really don’t. Her name was Jayne, Vic knows who I am talking about and he will be more than happy to confirm you don’t want more detail. I’m ashamed of myself lol
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