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  • in reply to: Oi Pharty! TeamSpeak sucks ass compared to Ventrilo. #47115
    XDCOldPhart
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    @Wipers wrote:

    So its on Ventrilo now? This is going to confuse the feck out of loads of people. How about a few days warning and say switching it for a days testing over the weekend? 😉

    Also you might want to think about using a different password than the server admin one. Esp as we have TS regulars who aren’t XDC?

    Btw I mean the 2142 comms server.

    A very good idea, but arrgggggggggggg. I will have to resetup the TS server. I cannot do it right now, got to hand in a project plan and proposal 1st think in the morning. I will do it when I get home.

    The passwor dis spango, we can change it back to testicles or summat.

    Wipey, if you want to change it now, feel free. You do it via clanforge — account — extras

    Easy enuff for me to figure so a rocket scientist like you should find it easy

    in reply to: Oi Pharty! TeamSpeak sucks ass compared to Ventrilo. #47112
    XDCOldPhart
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    Okay fellows, it is actually a doddle, I can switch the comms servers between Ventrilo and TS.

    So give Ventrilo a try. Then we can have a vote.

    Okay?

    in reply to: Oi Pharty! TeamSpeak sucks ass compared to Ventrilo. #47108
    XDCOldPhart
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    Hello Chaps

    I would like to know if it is possible to swap my clan’s two Team Speak servers for Ventrilo servers. The server accounts are as follows.

    BF2142 Server account = ASID[5693] MH5693

    Red Orchestra Server = ASID[5695] MH5695

    Thanks

    Sean

    in reply to: Oi Pharty! TeamSpeak sucks ass compared to Ventrilo. #47107
    XDCOldPhart
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    Mate, this has been on the cards for some time now, Nom & Daz, have asked me to sort it. I will ask Multiplay if we can swith the TS channels for both servers (RO & BF) to ventrillo, I have not done it yet because I am working 12 – 14 hours most days since before xmas, and am too tired to think by the time I get home.

    I will drop them an email now

    in reply to: Who are all the new people i keep seeing #45528
    XDCOldPhart
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    @TurksMeister wrote:

    @airmessy wrote:

    Nothing like drinking white wine from the furry cup

    I’m not entirely sure I want to hear about your Welsh exploits!

    Ohhhh, Jebus, that is sick, if you want ter swallow another chaps leavings, thats fine, but it would explain the Welsh factor 😛

    in reply to: Attn Magiker #47006
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    Says the ghey smoking a pipe?

    Unlike you, this is the only kind of pipe I suck on 😛

    in reply to: Attn Magiker #47004
    XDCOldPhart
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    @Wipers wrote:

    What I want to know is who is going to give stellas his welcome massage…

    Insane, to the sound of Banjos 😈

    in reply to: Blood Diamond #42393
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:

    with your clandestine affair with lord phartsbury then your going to love this film Tess or should I say filum. Decaprio plays a Rhodesian who is a merc and faught in the Angola war…sound familiar Phart? 😉

    Don’t even go there, that is blood money and a couple of chaps I know only recently got out of prison in Zim for that buggered Equitorial Guinea shahuri. No no and no again. But I will watch the movie, despite di caprio (vomit)

    in reply to: Man nicked by own Utube video #46074
    XDCOldPhart
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    The bad news, the big cheese (Mark P for my colleagues) told me this afternoon to move the XP Migration two months closer, e.i, May not July.

    The good news, he told me to spend the weekend comming upp with all the stuff I need to make it happen.

    Numero Uno on my list…..

    Sack a certain cnut

    Then I spent some time flirting with Tess on the interwibble ExDeeSee forum. (You know how cute she used to look in uniform playing BF1942?) I hope Vic does not get too cross because he is a biggish fellow with a penchant for buggery (according to Miss Tess, who should know). The last thing I want is to be buggered by Vic, although both Morgan and Insane reccomend the experience 🙄

    So, after a typical day, and a satisfying evening defeating the cunning squad leader that is Wipers, I will now pootle off upstairs with a glass of Chataux Legocz Zede Margaux, 1996 (my second last bottle I am afrain 😥 ) abd entertain my Ladt Wiff,

    Goodnight all, I hope you enjoyed my days Bog.

    Pharty

    in reply to: Pharty #46858
    XDCOldPhart
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    Hahaha PMSL

    I may be a rather foppish type on occasion, but I am a true-blue Rhodesian, a colonial so to speak, which is why I still have some rather dated habbits and manners.

    Vic is just got an attack of the greens. To alleviate this, remind him of all the good reasons why you got together with him in the first place, it will sooth his ego a bit. Then you may want to make him feel a bit special 😉

    Suggest dinner, which Mr Vic will pay for, after which you can go home and massage his shoulders while he plays the interweb game he fanicies, or (insert entertainment of choice)

    in reply to: Man nicked by own Utube video #46069
    XDCOldPhart
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    @tess wrote:

    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    Plus, Max has the worst pink checked shirt on this morning, I nearly chundered when he came over for a chat 😯

    Chundered???? My vision of you as a quintessentially English gent is evaporating 😥

    Anyway, where’s the pic of Max in his pink shirt? You need photographic evidence of workplace fashion midemeanours!

    Tess dear lady, I have to explain things in the vernacular, so to speak, otherwise the lads will not understand what I am talking about. 🙄

    in reply to: Man nicked by own Utube video #46060
    XDCOldPhart
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    Man Alive!

    I just had one of the most noxious schitts of my life. That curry went through me like the poor went through the electorincs shop in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina.

    The smell was so bad it would have given a Hyeana the dry-heaves.

    The worst was I could not leg-it for fresh air as I was in mid-turd release when the smell hit, fark but that was a long coil. When I finally got out of the thunder-box, a chap in the gents gave me a look of serious respect. That was true man smell. A dump to be proud of. You could still smell it in receiption when I popped out for a post bowel-movement smoke

    😈

    in reply to: Man nicked by own Utube video #46056
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    Yes we could call it C*nts Corner!

    😀

    There will be pain on pain heaped upon your heads. How dare you refer to my favourite plaything in such a vilgar manner. I prefer the term “Jade Portal” myself, although they are often referred to as pussy.

    Whatever you call it, do not call my favourite food a c*nt.

    in reply to: Got my new job! #46841
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    Well done Mugsy

    in reply to: ARMED ASSAULT clan Tags #46756
    XDCOldPhart
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    @Ryzo wrote:

    now now Steve, we dont all have that expendable money of yours. 😆

    Just take it up the arse like he does, and you too can have lots of spending money 😆

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