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Stop hijacking the thread you fekkers 👿
My manservant, AKA MadMax and myself popped out to pick up a copy each of ArmA. Then we went to Tiffin Bites where got the hottest curry take-away I could.
It is now burbling away nicely in what is left of my stomach.
In the meantime, a rather big, big-cheese popped over to look for my boss (who has pissed off home with a hangover), so I had to cover up for him, then I accidently dropped him in it by saying to someone else that he went home with a hangover, and the big,big-cheese overheard. 😳
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Thank you Neon.
Now last night I was at the Royal Opera House to see Madame Butterfly, along with the ball-and-chain and a couple of friends. At the interval, one friend mentioned that there was a seat free next to her, so the wife went off to join her. I decided to stay at the bar and finnish the bottle of vino.
Afterwards, the wife immediately smelled rodent and cottoned onto my midemeanor (which included nicking another bottle from behind the bar as the staff had fooked off). She was less than impressed while I thoughit was farking hilarious, as one does.
Woke up this morning with the consequences 🙁
Plus, Max has the worst pink checked shirt on this morning, I nearly chundered when he came over for a chat 😯
Weebles.
Today I got up and had my usual lengthy shit, swift shave and short shower (I considered having a wank but could not conjure up any suitable mental pics, probably a lack of coffee).
Then I put my underwear on, then my socks. Then my shirt. I had a brief struggle with my tie but got it right after a few choice words. Then I put my 3rd best suit trews on and went downstairs, lit my pipe and checked the XDC Webby. Saw this thread, again failed to bother to read it.
Then I went to work, had an interesting tube journey oogling (over my copy of the Torygraph) the inner thighs of the long legged wench who plunked herself down opposite me at Marble Arch. By the time she got off at Bank I had managed to spot er knickers briefly a couple of times and got a smile from her too. Bonus 8) .
I hopped off at Bank, lit me pipe, muttered about the fooking rain and got to the office. There I checked the XDC webbo again, and ignoredthis thread again.
I had lunch at Haz, served by a muppet frowm fucknosewhere who did not have a clue that Claret is Burgundy. But the lamb was good.
Back at work ……………………..
I will finnish this later, I have to do a bit of work. Then I am off to the opera. Tonight its Madame Butterfly and the Diva is a real dish, mmmmm.
I am sure you are all so interested in the exciting life that I lead, and I do so much love knowing that you are all agog to hear how many times I have pissed, shat and droooled over birds today.
Thanks for all your support
@nOm wrote:
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
What sort of job are you after Nomster?
contract managing in the construction sector otherwise know as in idiot…should have a job offer through the post tomorrow 😀
nice read Fenix 😀 😀
now go write me a mp one 😀 😀 ……………………..now!
A very good mate of mine runs his own construction company. I can give you an intro
@TStyx wrote:
I must get into the TS more as this is the best forum I know (thats a bit sad isn’t it?) I wonder what the channel is like when it’s busy!
Thats an easy one
Wipers “MMMpphs guafsdfhug765r409$%^&*(PHARTEEEE”
MadMax “AAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG”
11thSignal “Kuntykuntykuntykuntykunt”
Phart “effingfarkingeffinghaxoring”
Queeks “reelayax y’all”
Turks – singing “Shee the little hob-goblins”
Neon “ave that EMP mine you@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
can you do the same for ryzola, as he is me bro! and a member of XDC.
He has been posting for ages you ruddy nong, as Ryzo
