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XDCOldPhart
ParticipantYup, I moaned at Max about it, but he would not know the difference between Chief Shithouse Ossifer and Stokers Mate ๐
XDCOldPhart
Participant@Beer_Monster wrote:
lies, as if they’d trust max with the set up for our servers, if Pharty’s rumours are true, he can’t even manage the ones he gets paid to sort out. ๐
I would not let Max near a farking Etch&Sketch, never mind a fooking puter or server ๐ฏ
XDCOldPhart
Participant@Lammie wrote:
Actually, I have a suggestion, caa we have a couple more people added to clanforge with full access, so we don’t have repeat of last night where we can’t get on the server with Wipers or Pharty we not around to reboot the fecker. ๐
I am happy to volunteer my services have plenty of experience with server setup config etc albeit not via clanforge but BF2CC and a few others.
Just an idea ๐
It is a good idea. I will add yourself and anyone else that Wipey puts forward. If I have not done it today I will do it tomorrow, fucking busy at the mo
XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
LOL Is that Queeker??
No, too young and too slim ๐
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantMore war war, less jaw jaw 8)
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantI wonder if she does anal? ๐
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantTry using more LUBE!!!
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantFark me, I could have saved them the money and told em, even I, who woulf rick anything feminine that moves, only goes for them as has skinny waists.
No brainer ๐ฏ
XDCOldPhart
Participant@sickofitall wrote:
@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
that person of african decent (twattish PC that never gets used) is a bumbling eedjit who just wants to see a teacher that pisses him off lose his job over a word that is used all the time by this person of african decent and his fellow chums of african decent and was used in that context. The teacher could have just as easily have said homes or somesutch slang.
I wish they would all fuck off and use their brains. Hey white man or black man or whatever call me a whitey or a spic I dont give a fark ๐Word, nigga!
Word, target!, tee hee, he is even wearing a farking read jumper. In riot control training, our RSM would always say the following when readying to take out a leadeing-troublemaker…..
“Rifleman Phart, man in red jacket (he always said man in red jacket), one round, at your own time, fire”
Moral of the story kids, if you ever get in a riot, take anything bright red off, coz out of habit the ground commander will automaticaly say “Cunt in red, one round, fire” even if he actually wants you to pot someone else.
Though, truth be told, we just used to drive right over the fuckers with our Caspir/Wolf-Turbo/Buffel/Ratel. Riotous crowd? Vrooooommm vrooommm, what crowd? Whats that sticky shit in the tyre treads?
Dunno, lets fuck off, last one on the bar buys the round ๐
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantHello mate, you the 1st Hussars Dodge?
XDCOldPhart
Participant@Erratic-Space wrote:
I guess letting Dutchman knife me the other day might help me clinch the award:
Nah, he has knifed me too, first time he bloody played ๐ฏ ๐ก ๐ ๐ณ
XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
Who designs these things?!
Theres a car one here in Spain and it talks every so often in a rough sinister voice saying “hello little child, come and sit on me, I want to play with you” ๐ฏNeon makes cash on the side by doing the voiceover for those things. He was insired by that Jethro Tull song , was it Aqualung??
“Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with bad intent”XDCOldPhart
ParticipantWOlfs sister and a bottle of Chataux Legioce Zede 1991 Margaux thrown in, …. if she is a looker that will be it, if she looks like Wolf, รฦรโรยขรขโยฌร ยกรฦรขโฌลกรโรยฃ500 ๐
XDCOldPhart
Participant@TurksMeister wrote:
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
WET, buuuyyyyy myyyyy toys ๐
What price have we got you down to atm?!
Make me an offer 8)
Is it you or Wolf that has a sister at Uni? ๐
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantThis is a real hot topic, but I wonder if we are missing the burning issue at the heart of the conflagration ๐
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