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  • in reply to: Ranking screwed up? #43262
    XDCOldPhart
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    Yup, I moaned at Max about it, but he would not know the difference between Chief Shithouse Ossifer and Stokers Mate ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

    in reply to: server down? #43217
    XDCOldPhart
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    @Beer_Monster wrote:

    lies, as if they’d trust max with the set up for our servers, if Pharty’s rumours are true, he can’t even manage the ones he gets paid to sort out. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    I would not let Max near a farking Etch&Sketch, never mind a fooking puter or server ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    in reply to: server down? #43212
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    @Lammie wrote:

    Actually, I have a suggestion, caa we have a couple more people added to clanforge with full access, so we don’t have repeat of last night where we can’t get on the server with Wipers or Pharty we not around to reboot the fecker. ๐Ÿ™

    I am happy to volunteer my services have plenty of experience with server setup config etc albeit not via clanforge but BF2CC and a few others.

    Just an idea ๐Ÿ˜‰

    It is a good idea. I will add yourself and anyone else that Wipey puts forward. If I have not done it today I will do it tomorrow, fucking busy at the mo

    in reply to: server down? #43209
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    LOL Is that Queeker??

    No, too young and too slim ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

    in reply to: Good, wholesome, christian fun! #43166
    XDCOldPhart
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    More war war, less jaw jaw 8)

    in reply to: salsa dance…NSFW or before dinner!!! #43116
    XDCOldPhart
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    I wonder if she does anal? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

    in reply to: for teh medically inclined… #43089
    XDCOldPhart
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    Try using more LUBE!!!

    in reply to: Slim Waists Make Women Attractive – Says Accademic #43123
    XDCOldPhart
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    Fark me, I could have saved them the money and told em, even I, who woulf rick anything feminine that moves, only goes for them as has skinny waists.

    No brainer ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    in reply to: Teacher calls student "N" word #43043
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    @sickofitall wrote:

    @=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:

    that person of african decent (twattish PC that never gets used) is a bumbling eedjit who just wants to see a teacher that pisses him off lose his job over a word that is used all the time by this person of african decent and his fellow chums of african decent and was used in that context. The teacher could have just as easily have said homes or somesutch slang.
    I wish they would all fuck off and use their brains. Hey white man or black man or whatever call me a whitey or a spic I dont give a fark ๐Ÿ™„

    Word, nigga!

    Word, target!, tee hee, he is even wearing a farking read jumper. In riot control training, our RSM would always say the following when readying to take out a leadeing-troublemaker…..

    “Rifleman Phart, man in red jacket (he always said man in red jacket), one round, at your own time, fire”

    Moral of the story kids, if you ever get in a riot, take anything bright red off, coz out of habit the ground commander will automaticaly say “Cunt in red, one round, fire” even if he actually wants you to pot someone else.

    Though, truth be told, we just used to drive right over the fuckers with our Caspir/Wolf-Turbo/Buffel/Ratel. Riotous crowd? Vrooooommm vrooommm, what crowd? Whats that sticky shit in the tyre treads?

    Dunno, lets fuck off, last one on the bar buys the round ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

    in reply to: Hello All #43015
    XDCOldPhart
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    Hello mate, you the 1st Hussars Dodge?

    in reply to: Tit of the Week Award #42794
    XDCOldPhart
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    @Erratic-Space wrote:

    I guess letting Dutchman knife me the other day might help me clinch the award:

    Nah, he has knifed me too, first time he bloody played ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

    in reply to: Protesters use flamethrowers against police #42981
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    @=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:

    Who designs these things?!
    Theres a car one here in Spain and it talks every so often in a rough sinister voice saying “hello little child, come and sit on me, I want to play with you” ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    Neon makes cash on the side by doing the voiceover for those things. He was insired by that Jethro Tull song , was it Aqualung??

    “Sitting on a park bench
    Eying little girls with bad intent”

    in reply to: AGP Graphics Card #42876
    XDCOldPhart
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    WOlfs sister and a bottle of Chataux Legioce Zede 1991 Margaux thrown in, …. if she is a looker that will be it, if she looks like Wolf, รƒฦ’ร†โ€™รƒยขรขโ€šยฌร…ยกรƒฦ’รขโ‚ฌลกรƒโ€šร‚ยฃ500 ๐Ÿ˜†

    in reply to: AGP Graphics Card #42873
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    @TurksMeister wrote:

    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    WET, buuuyyyyy myyyyy toys ๐Ÿ˜‰

    What price have we got you down to atm?!

    Make me an offer 8)

    Is it you or Wolf that has a sister at Uni? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

    in reply to: Protesters use flamethrowers against police #42979
    XDCOldPhart
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    This is a real hot topic, but I wonder if we are missing the burning issue at the heart of the conflagration ๐Ÿ˜•

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