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  • in reply to: attention of zigzag or wolf. #40300
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    @xdc the doc wrote:

    Well – 2nd hand technology gets out of date REAL fast legit – and he pulled out of selling that system anyways. That pc spoecialists one is a UK company BTW.

    I have not pullled out if selling the bits with me missus old case etc

    in reply to: Oi! Laaaahnanaaaahs! Fancy a christmas pen and ink? #41707
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    @=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:

    nice 1 matey, i want to try and get out there in January for a weekend if i can…………not looking too good at the mo though 🙁 Where abouts you going ?

    To the stately home in Villa Stellone

    in reply to: Oi! Laaaahnanaaaahs! Fancy a christmas pen and ink? #41704
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    I am off to Wopsville next week 🙁

    in reply to: OK, I confess, I hax #41676
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    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    pharty you total twat lol, thats the last time i give you my password to sort me PC out, you etch-a-sketch monkey! 😀

    P.S Im not gay and No, I do not hack! 😀

    Denial, as any psycholigist knows, is the first form of defence

    Muwahahahahaah

    evil cackles

    that will learn ye

    😈 😆 8)

    in reply to: I am the Baddest Badboy on teh Interweb #41664
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    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    pharty, you are the biggest twat I know! 😀

    Tee hee fucking hee

    😈 😆

    in reply to: I am the Baddest Badboy on teh Interweb #41662
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    Eh? Farkin hell, well, I always thought you were a poof, all those bloody mens health mags, thats for fags really. 😆

    in reply to: Movie Fun #41578
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    Deep Throat
    Loveboat
    Debbie does Dallas

    😳 been looking at the wrong picture

    in reply to: flag quiz #41640
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    Typical Poms, the bear is in a gimp mask 😛

    in reply to: flag quiz #41637
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    @XDC_Wolf wrote:

    I abused her little-man

    she had a penis? You’re sick man, SICK!

    Nah you silly bugger, that would have made her an IT,, or a bloke, and I have not shagged either of those species. I am talking about her Greek option

    in reply to: flag quiz #41633
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    @=xdc=zigzag wrote:

    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    Between Wold and Zigzag I am trying to figure who wants to die more, and sooner 😡

    Well before you make that choice, be aware I spent time recently in Waterkloof and have photographic evidence of some of the mingers you pulled, gladly handed over by jilted bar staff everywhere and which I am sure the missus would be interested in…

    And if you think I’m bluffing…how about the voyeuristic shot of your last conquest in the shower, for example:

    Or that one you pulled after the boks game against the All Blacks…

    I have more!!!

    Glad you left out phodies of the real munters.

    And as for that girl in “Upstairs at Erics” in Waterkloof ridge, I have explained to her before that the if she wants to get maintenance, she should speak to my buddy Mark P who was busy at the front entrance THAT NIGHT. I abused her little-man, beforehand, wearing a farking bike inner tube, so its not mine.

    in reply to: flag quiz #41624
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    Between Wold and Zigzag I am trying to figure who wants to die more, and sooner 😡

    in reply to: flag quiz #41616
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    @=xdc=zigzag wrote:

    LOL Wolf…He is going to kill you….so to placate the Phart I’ll give him the real one quickly…

    Mmmm, I wonder if the missus would like some human-skin lamp shades ❓ 😈

    in reply to: flag quiz #41615
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    @XDC_Wolf wrote:

    sorry Pharty::

    *runs and hides*

    Mmmmm, I could use a new Wolfskin coat, seing as it is winter 😈

    in reply to: When It Rains It Pours – Ill Get You Wipers…Next Time!! #41643
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    @Erratic-Space wrote:

    Oh FFS.
    Dutchman kills Erratic-Space with knife.

    Errrr, dude, thats like……, fuckin shameful…. No really, I would sooner admit I play with my own loo-bowl leavings than confess, in public, to being knifed by Dutchy.

    I mean, the bloke is hopeless, like the Pom cricket team, he just cannot play games fer his life.

    That makes you… like worse than him.

    Go and hide

    in reply to: flag quiz #41604
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    Wolf you hairy-tailed domesticated dawg, there is no “GREEN AND WHITE” so you have missed me out. 👿

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