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  • in reply to: Wheres the booster maps.? #29049
    XDCOldPhart
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    er, Ronbo, I would not call you cannon fodder

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29341
    XDCOldPhart
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    19h00 is perfect, I will be there.

    in reply to: A new wearer of the =XDC= tags: Cowboy! #29392
    XDCOldPhart
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    “I wanna be a cowboy” anyone remeber that song?

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29339
    XDCOldPhart
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    I have to pop into that corner store in Knightsbridge, Harry’s or something to pick up the wifes new golf clubs, sooo, from around 6 ish. Can be more precise later.

    in reply to: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest #29252
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=Badger wrote:

    @=XDC= Dutchman wrote:

    Calm down fellas, she was wearing a wonderbra and a lot of makeup !

    Yep the birds’ got no tits! Phart behave yourself she couldn’t tit wank a large elephant, nips bigger than boobs, it’s just not right!

    Furface, I like small, pert breasties, the must be able to pass the pencil test. And I like her eyes, which one can drown in, and her legs which lead to the gates of heavin, and I like her butt, firmmmmmm…

    Oops, better go and clean up again 😳

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29332
    XDCOldPhart
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    Turks you juvinile American Chook, remeber those Logitech ZS 5500 speakers, they were a steal, but you wanted to negotiate….

    You snooze you lose.

    But I will remember next time.

    Anyone need an airbrush compressor?? And its free. Just fetch it

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29330
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    Blokes cant have babies…

    Yer father had you yer ruddy floating trophy 😛

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29328
    XDCOldPhart
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    Shut it Toothpick, I may be your father, so show some respect 😛

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29326
    XDCOldPhart
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    I already have a mangement role you blue-arsed baboon.

    Its not a question of being a softie, its a question of being lazy, and I am the High Priest of laziness.

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29324
    XDCOldPhart
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    Wierd, I pm’d you but the message is stuck in my Outbox, and has not appeared in the sent items.

    in reply to: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest #29244
    XDCOldPhart
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    Mate, I was so excited I pissed on the carpet too 😆

    in reply to: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest #29242
    XDCOldPhart
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    I saw her recently near my local Vino seller on Ken Church Street.

    I had a spontanous emission 😳

    in reply to: Where’s spunker ? #26626
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:

    tanks folks
    In fact oldPhart there is the suggestion of gayness in the film but you will be unhappy to know it’s between the two lead actresses.

    Fark that, I luv ladies who sup at the jaded portals of pleasure.

    Mmmmmmmmmmm saphists

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29323
    XDCOldPhart
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    Sounds good mate. PM on the way

    Sean

    in reply to: Toshiba Telly #29321
    XDCOldPhart
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    Kensington.

    Nowt wrong with the telly, I bought a HiDef LCD job a couple of weeks back and could not be arsed to ship it via an E-Bay sell.

    I will PM my mobile and address details to you. I am off to Italy this weekend so may be best to arrange another pickup time, unless you can do an evening between tonight and Wedsday night.

    I must warn you though, it really is a bitch to move so you should see if you can bring a mate along. It took 2 large blokes to bring it up the first time.

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