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  • #14448
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Arrrrrrr! Yarrrrr!

    I be see’in a film about pirates! Arrrrr! There be sword fights, and sea monsters and none other than Davey Jones! Yarrrr! But not the one from the Monkees, a different one who be a man whos path ye should never cross!

    Ah Haarrrrrrr!

    Anyways, if ye be in the mood for some pirate action that be almost as good as the first film (although not quite so funny) then I be tellin’ ye to watch Pirates o’ the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest!

    Arrrr! I gives it a hearty 8 out of a possible 10 bottles of rum!

    Yarrrr…

    I shouldn’t have snorted that paprika.

    Arrrr…

    #29230
    xdc the doc
    Participant

    pfft 3 bottles of rum for me!

    Overly complicated, not anywhere near as funny as the first one and far too loo long.

    Big dissapointment I say 🙁

    #29231
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    Bit dissapointing.

    Would still like to plough Kiera Knightly’s furrow, even if she can’t act.
    😛

    #29232
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    Arrrrrr! Doc! I says ye be a landlubber! It’s the cat o’ ninetails for ye says I!

    Arrrrrr! No ploughing furrows here Pharty, that euphamism is for whelps and barnacles. Here we be saying things like “Yarrrrr! I wouldn’t mind keel hauling her!” Or “Arrrr! I’d like to put the pointy end of my boat in her docks, and then maybe unload my cargo!” And there’s another one about booty, which I can’t remember. ‘Tis the pirate’s code anyway…

    #29233
    XDCiNSANE
    Participant

    lmfao

    #29234
    XDCMunkee
    Participant

    lol

    #29235
    XDC MadHippy
    Participant

    PMSL!

    #29236
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    hehe,

    #29237
    XDCMADMAX
    Participant

    It was wank

    #29238
    Justice
    Participant

    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    It was wank

    wasn’t nearly as good as a wank m8

    and really NOT lookin forward to the next one later in the year

    #29239
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    Well, speaking of wanking, Kiera will certainly still be playing a leading role in my private manipulations.

    #29240
    TurksMeister
    Participant

    I used to work with someone who knew her… which is nice!

    I thought it was very funny but far too long – Id give it a 7 out of 9

    #29241
    TurksMeister
    Participant

    I used to work with someone who knew her… which is nice!

    I thought it was very funny but far too long – Id give it a 7 out of 9

    #29242
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    I saw her recently near my local Vino seller on Ken Church Street.

    I had a spontanous emission 😳

    #29243
    Justice
    Participant

    She made you fart??

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