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  • in reply to: 2142 Review (by me, von, whats played it ‘an I) #33041
    von smallhousen
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    cant wait for some new maps, verdun is a quality first map, but i was looking at the review and video of Gibraltar, whereas Verdun is snowy, Gibraltar looks like it’s got sandstorms. Last night I started to really use the terrain to take down enemy waves, it’s at that cool point where I know enough of the hiding places and there are still enough noobs to ‘easy kill’ – some great places are in the ruins by the church for engineer, you can lay mines as the tanks come in. Heavy assault on top of those sentry outposts, great field of vision you can shoot at three flag points from the central one. And my personal fave, in the trees just north of the MEC spawn, if you have a sentry gun set it up it will pick them off the moment their pods land.

    gonna get high and hammer those forums – cheers for the link bud, I looked in a few places but couldn’t find nuffin official. lovin this game.

    in reply to: Chicken Lips – Making Faces #33073
    von smallhousen
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    focksie 😯 lady

    in reply to: Amazing computer setup #33020
    von smallhousen
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    so thats how we won the war, monkeys playing with their dicks.. brilliant! why didnt i think of it sooner 😆

    in reply to: Chicken Lips – Making Faces #33071
    von smallhousen
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    which one is you then fella?

    didnt know you were in bizarre inc, I used to rave to them on like 3 pills and a hooch… halcyon days, crused by the rise of Take That. Slam my cock in a draw.

    in reply to: Amazing computer setup #33017
    von smallhousen
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    bet he can’t get good res on BF2 tho 😀 – foofy maggot boxes, all the power in the world and they still can’t game, only gayme.

    in reply to: EA Already Gaying Up 2142 #32082
    von smallhousen
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    seriously, when you are behind the shields on the Titan and the enemy cant get you but you can clearly see each other/face each other off, a ‘pull yo pants down and do shit, then kick it in the general direction of your enemy’ would be mint. Or even a ‘pull a pair of soiled knickers out of your pocket and say “can you give these back to jour mum? she left them in my car when we went doggin”..

    in reply to: The Origional Star Wars Trilogy… In Lego! #33051
    von smallhousen
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    done before lego star wars came out, bet he’s gutted, lol noob!

    pfft, Chewie looks like a fag

    still, good achievement.

    in reply to: 2142 open Beta #32830
    von smallhousen
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    yeah can’t wait to sit behind an admin console and kick for TK punishing, it’s gonna be the new black.

    I’d love to kick some noobz with a nice long educated message like zis..

    In websters dictionary the term TK is an abrevviation for ‘Team Kill’ which is the verb & adjective describing the action of spawning into your own team and opening fire with everything you have, then, once ammo is depleted pulling out your knife and giving your team mates the once over with your cold steel and blank psychotic expression. Punishable.

    Most likely what you just experienced was ‘FF’ which means friendly fire. Indirect ammunitions fire from your own team, which will inflict damage upon you most likley because you weren’t looking where you were going, or you stumbled like a fucking idiot into the line of fire, or, you were so preoccupied with you own mission you neglected to look at the ground to check for mines & explosives, which incidentally show up with a very big red skull and cross bones. Thats why you’ve been kicked you twat.

    in reply to: 2142 open Beta #32828
    von smallhousen
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    there certainly are a very high number of idiots on the servers, you are deployed into a world where you fire 20 rounds per second, where nobody knows what the fuck is going on, theres tracer fire coming at you from all sides then mortar rounds, you are bound to TK in your first few games. but this punish TK system is doing my fucking nut in, I get punished all the time, I blew up a cloaked friendly sniper and he punishes me, fecking idiot was invisible and it’s my fault. bring on the XDC 2142 server where there will be decent games with decent adminning.

    in reply to: 2142 Review (by me, von, whats played it ‘an I) #33030
    von smallhousen
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    vonnie

    is my tag, it has a clan prefix of =7DR= though dunno if that necessary/

    I’ll be on multiplay servers mostly, I try and stick to MP.co.uk server 1,5,7 or 10, all the others seem to kick me in a few minutes.

    in reply to: 2142 open Beta #32824
    von smallhousen
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    the reg key thing was apparently a hoax message, I signed in under our DR account and got the demo, I haven’t told the rest of the lads yet it’s open to them as I think theres only one person per key.

    however saying that, you XDc chaps seem more likely to join the 2142 fold, if you really want to test the demo, I can lends you my account.

    in reply to: 2142 Review (by me, von, whats played it ‘an I) #33026
    von smallhousen
    Participant

    I was taking heavy fire from a PAC Tiger tank on one round, I’d stunned the bloke with a massive EMP round so he was going nowhere, but his guns were still active, I shot him again and again with the mortar cannon on the APC, but tank vs APC no hope, I switched to the APC escape pod and jettisoned into the air, I brough the pod down right behind the tank took out a rocket launcher and blew the feckers ass off. Thought to myself right there, yep, XDC mad max and crew will love this. Infantry vs tank is an equal battle now

    in reply to: 2142 open Beta #32817
    von smallhousen
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    they have already issued out all allocated keys even though I am signed up. KOONT BAGS!

    heres some footage of the gei I am missing. …super sigh me

    in reply to: 2142 Oct 20th Release #32679
    von smallhousen
    Participant

    this is for you XDC

    Knockin’ on doors, or making a plan
    I’ll give you a tenner for your old tin can
    Buy it, sell it, the game’s getting ‘ard
    ‘Cause someone’s dealing you a losing card

    Got to find it, get us a share
    Gotta make bread out of nothing but air
    Doesn’t matter ’cause we’ve got someone who cares
    Soon as we get home

    B-b-bread
    Thats why we’re trying, home
    B-b-bread
    We’re staying up crying, home
    Keep it in the family
    We’ll be right at home
    B-b-bread
    We’re making out, we’ll take it home
    B-b-bread
    Nothing’s gonna break it, home
    Keep it in the family

    in reply to: Hop Hop #32523
    von smallhousen
    Participant

    mm, I tend to hit jump a couple of times if I am running and being strafed by a tanks co-axial gun for instance, it’s only fair, the tank has three ways to take you out, and if you are in front of the tank it’s pretty much 83% you’ll die, – on the whole theres the forgivable reflex ‘jump’ when being shot at, but even I am guilty of repeatedly hitting ‘jump’ during the I’m being shot at but trying to drink some coffee moments of play, as said usually you are told to stop being a fuckwit on most servers, but if nobody spots what you just did be a man apologise anyway.

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