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  • in reply to: World Cup Fantasy Football #26799
    von smallhousen
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    i love the way the Sun newspaper demands that you drape your entire house in england flags and don a paper wayne rooney mask otherwise you are a traitor to the crown and will most probably be hung by your balls to you die like that manaquin of david beckham that those supporters hung from a lampost when we all hated his guts. .. my how things change, well I still hate the coont, anyway, St George was born in Lebanon and came here as a migrant worker, now theres one in the eye for the BNP.

    in reply to: Why? For the love of God why?… #26783
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    I don’t go all the way and get a CTD round my goolies.

    but what I do get is

    ner! “warning connection problems”

    then nothing, no kick, no refresh, it just hangs there. Tried doing a ctrl-alt-delete to see if anything was hogging my processor, but alas no.

    anyway I don’t care… 😥

    in reply to: One for the lads! #26821
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    i heard this time theres spanking and goatse?

    in reply to: Why? For the love of God why?… #26780
    von smallhousen
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    CTD?

    in reply to: AF is out.. #26809
    von smallhousen
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    6 quid! fuck off!

    .. ok im dLing it.. thankyou ea.

    in reply to: SF Tues Night??! #26775
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    are Armoured Furry. And Euro rape able to run in the same rotation as each other, or do they have to be independant?

    god sometimes developers are dumb ass coonty wipes if they have to be played individually, booster packs same rotation, SF seperate, BF2 seperatish..
    get it right noncecumbers

    in reply to: Prone/Stance…and repeat :( #26607
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    there was someone bunny hopping on your server lastnight, and no I don’t think it’s sufficiently fixed in the patches, particularly when the jump between two trees firing through the gap.

    needless to say I hunted the guy down and made him a mockery on a number of occasions – putting a full clip into his dead corpse just to hit the point home. Also stabbing him, then emptying a full clip into his dead body. And creativly flipping a Humvee into his face – the swine!

    in reply to: Stat whores #26694
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    I reiterate
    – I play for more guns.
    – Not virtual medals.

    try telling someone whos served in the Gulf, or during WW2, “yeah I got loadsa purple hearts, got my combat infantry ribbon last night, easy as pie.”

    They will most likley stab you in the face with eyebeams.

    in reply to: Holidays! Holidays! Holidays! #26764
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    `18-30 it’s funneh because its troo.

    omfg 😆 back-up london, and the best thing about it is, it’s ony 20 miles from London.

    in reply to: Stat whores #26683
    von smallhousen
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    remembers fondly Bocage, being hit by a tankshell and sent flying getting out the medi-kit and healing myself in mid air landing at the right angle so as not to die just loose some life, healing again, running into the sawmill and nading it back to times before the war, healing myself some more, MP40’ing some dudes face off that had just spawned. etc etc. capping the flag, killing another guy, healing myself, pistol! healing gun healing.

    just like in real ww2.

    in reply to: Stat whores #26679
    von smallhousen
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    @=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:

    WeT

    Global score — 5
    Rank — scratching post

    😆 genius!

    I’m not a stat whore, but if being rewarded for my online comittment to EAs trough of swill gets me bigger and better guns then, hey, where do I plug my cockness in?

    in reply to: Euro Farce exactly…. #26477
    von smallhousen
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    😯 You lammie, are a God.

    I’m seriously considering becoming a homo so I can love you more.

    thanks for taking a time out to write all that.

    in reply to: ..Max your av looks a bit ghey….. #26495
    von smallhousen
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    omg spotted Lens, lol

    in reply to: What does this mean? #26559
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    in reply to: Horrors of war #26529
    von smallhousen
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    man that guy still haunts us, to this day.. I rember when we came over to the other forum, and he followed and took the piss out of us for playing battlefield, my first forum war. sigh. he’s still on teh wolfie forums, just checked.

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