Little Gag for the day!

Just jesting, here’s the joke:

> >A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and
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> >sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
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> >The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,
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> >”7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
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> >right testicle, Turner Brown.”
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> >The white man faints and falls to the floor.
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> >The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
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> >The big guy says, “What’s wrong with you?”
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> >In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
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> >The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give
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> >you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet
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> >tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
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> >weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
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> >Turner Brown.”
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> >The small guy says, “Turner Brown!…Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
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> >”Turn Around!”