Photomanipulation

Woah! Freaky.

But cool with it 8)

Wrong again Cowboy.

For those of you who don’t know what I look like, here’s a picture of me back in my modelling days being adored by two women for a magazine cover:

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Try rolling your face along a flatbed scanner as it moves, makes for some interesting pictures 😀

@Ronathon wrote:

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Try rolling your face along a flatbed scanner as it moves, makes for some interesting pictures 😀

Or someone esles face… with your foot holding the fucker down…

“THAT WILL TEACH YOU FOR SHAGGING MY WIFE” You could shout, as the scanner light burnt the festering fuck heads pupils one more time….

“YOU FORNICATE, I DUPLICATE” You would add, bringing some witty assonance to a somewhat bleak situation.

And then have a wank…

@TurksMeister wrote:

@Ronathon wrote:

😆

Try rolling your face along a flatbed scanner as it moves, makes for some interesting pictures 😀

Or someone esles face… with your foot holding the fucker down…

“THAT WILL TEACH YOU FOR SHAGGING MY WIFE” You could shout, as the scanner light burnt the festering fuck heads pupils one more time….

“YOU FORNICATE, I DUPLICATE” You would add, bringing some witty assonance to a somewhat bleak situation.

And then have a wank…

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cheers CC, somehow i’m wishing that your host had remained down for longer………. 😉