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September 19, 2006 at 9:12 am #14939XDCiNSANEParticipant
Anyone watch this on C5 last night.. lmao .. wtf.. some people deserve to be lined up and shot!
fooking wierdos!
if you didnt see it, it was about some nobbers who have one *Or 8 in one case!* of these..
http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp
they talk to them, dress em up, fuck em, tell them they love them and even take them out on trips to the beach!!
holy moley!!
September 19, 2006 at 11:05 am #34037sickofitallParticipantBefore anyone clicks that link you need to know that I got first dibs on face 12, and have had first dibs on it for months and months.
Anyhow, you can’t win with birds. I did suggest to my other half that we bought a (female) one of these and we could pretend we were having a threesome with a corpse and she went barmy! Eeeh I don’t know, women eh!
September 19, 2006 at 11:38 am #34038XDCiNSANEParticipantPMSL!!
September 19, 2006 at 12:09 pm #34039XDCNeonSamuraiParticipantOh dear god!
That’s just wrong.
None of them look like Kirsty Alsop.
They won’t be getting my custom.
September 19, 2006 at 12:32 pm #34040SuicideParticipantROFL nutters
September 19, 2006 at 1:25 pm #34041CowboyUKParticipantWatched it last night, hilarious.
I just kept cringing.
September 19, 2006 at 2:21 pm #34042sickofitallParticipant@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Oh dear god!
That’s just wrong.
None of them look like Kirsty Alsop.
They won’t be getting my custom.
Although by some cruel twist of fate this Allsop woman does look a bit like a ropey sex doll (albeit a sex doll with some bizarre salad dodging chip fetish and a badly set eye which should get you a discount on the shop price):
September 19, 2006 at 4:52 pm #34043TurksMeisterParticipant@sickofitall wrote:
Before anyone clicks that link you need to know that I got first dibs on face 12, and have had first dibs on it for months and months.
Anyhow, you can’t win with birds. I did suggest to my other half that we bought a (female) one of these and we could pretend we were having a threesome with a corpse and she went barmy! Eeeh I don’t know, women eh!
As longs as I get this one!
… Well if you are going to screw a fake dead person, you can now fantasise about cutting her limbs off first!
September 19, 2006 at 8:14 pm #34044XDC wild egg tamerParticipantreminds me of neon’s favourite statue in Trafalgar Square….. 😀
September 20, 2006 at 8:16 am #34045XDCNeonSamuraiParticipant@sickofitall wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Oh dear god!
That’s just wrong.
None of them look like Kirsty Alsop.
They won’t be getting my custom.
Although by some cruel twist of fate this Allsop woman does look a bit like a ropey sex doll (albeit a sex doll with some bizarre salad dodging chip fetish and a badly set eye which should get you a discount on the shop price):
Don’t knock the Alsop! Although she’s just had a kid, so it’ll be like chucking a sausage down the high street* 🙁
* This doesn’t mean that Neon wouldn’t though.
September 20, 2006 at 9:13 pm #34046xdc the docParticipantLol… just heard on teamspeak….
CaptUnderpants: Have you seen the real dolls link on the XDC website? Its these sex dolls that look like real!
Fenix: Hmmmm.. no… I havent seen it. Erm… do they have one that looks like Kylie?
😆
Looks like they could have a new customer.
September 20, 2006 at 9:19 pm #34047XDCCaptUnderpantsParticipant@xdc the doc wrote:
Lol… just heard on teamspeak….
CaptUnderpants: Have you seen the real dolls link on the XDC website? Its these sex dolls that look like real!
Fenix: Hmmmm.. no… I havent seen it. Erm… do they have one that looks like Kylie?
😆
Looks like they could have a new customer.
Pants reaches for his tissues 😳
September 20, 2006 at 10:01 pm #34048To0THBRU5HParticipanti’d buy one
September 20, 2006 at 10:36 pm #34049AnonymousParticipantI’d bet you don’t 😛
September 21, 2006 at 1:02 am #34050airmessyParticipant -
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