medievil 2 total war!!!!!!!!!

Well, I was a real Total War addict and have been anticipating this so……………………

Thwap Thwap Thwap

@Divie wrote:

lol rome totalwar and bf2 is all i been doing for the past 2 years, looking forward to this but even more to the already in development mods for rome using the med 2 paltform 😮

Same here Bf and Rome toral realism

Will be a great game 😀

I got this last night and wasn’t all that impressed. It’s just Medieval Total War 1 with a flashier strategy map. It’s got better graphics on the battle map zoomed in that actually look worse than the orginals graphics when you pan out. Plus the speed controls are crap. Even when you’ve won (which is as easy as ever, by the way) it only goes up to 3x speed and takes bloody ages to finish.

What’s more, it’s a game for little girls. Anyone who went to the footy back in the 80’s saw far more blood, guts and mass brawls than you get in this game.

So in conclusion it gets a rating of Angela. She promised me the night of my life and I ended up just feeling spent, knackered and let down with nothing to show for it but smelly fingers.

so in conclusion it gets a rating of Angela. She promised me the night of my life and I ended up just feeling spent, knackered and let down with nothing to show for it but smelly fingers.

ROFLOL!!!!

Your a fooking legend mate!

hahahaha

LOL @ SOIA! Your humour is legendary!

@Mr.Fenix wrote:

🙁 I was afraid this might be the case. Oh well, it means I can happily enjoy the old ones on budget release.

Yes, it had some annoying problems too which made no sense. The tutorial said I had to attack Nottingham and I should choose my army from the units available. Easy I thought, get all my knights and trample ’em for a laugh. Get up there and then it tells me that there’s a big castle there and blokes on horses are no use. Cheers for that. Never mind though, spend six months building siege ladders – my blokes made 2! For gods sake, are these the jokers that are building wembley stadium? Useless gits, 2 poxy ladders. So send up the ladders and get a bit of a space on the wall and then send in my cheap and cheerful militia. Oh, but they can’t climb ladders, too technical you see. You need special training to climb up a ladder. So I’ve got 200 knights sat around. 2000 militia who can’t work out how to climb a ladder and about 50 blokes who can actually win me the battle. Medieval, Total Farce more like!

@Mr.Fenix wrote:

Have you got Angela’s number handy? 😉

Thing with Angela was she was actually a really, really good looking bird. Long legs, big funbags and blonde hair down to her waist. How any woman as easy on the eye as her would want an ugly misongynistic bastard like me up to the makers name in her stamped bat in the first place absolutely beggars belief. What’s more, I saw her last year when I was out and it was absolutely bloody awful because she looked even better than she used to and she was sidling up to me as if she was still interested. Christ, if I’d been single I’d have been like a rat up a drainpipe.

There were only two things wrong with her:
1) She was an annoying cow
2) She had a fat mate. (“Christ, your bird is fit Mike,” people would say “but what’s that effin behemoth all about?”
“I know, it’s the mandatory fat mate, it’s not good is it?”
“No, you can say that again, what are you going to do?”
“Well obviously, I’ll have to get shut eventually fella but I might as well have a few more goes on her first”
“Yeah, I don’t blame you, just make sure you’re not still hanging around with the hothwomper in a fortnight or it’ll start to get shameful. Still, it’s a killer though because that Angela’s a looker.”
“I know mate, it’s just my fucking luck that.”)

So you see, I don’t have her number. Problem is that for some unfathomable reason my mentalist missus doesn’t like me keeping phone numbers of good looking blonde birds. She gets a bit arsey about it and burns my tea on purpose. It’s just not worth the hassle.