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Ive got a 9.15 start tomorrow – have to get up at 8 (unheard of for a student!), and had 5 hours sleep last night… so a shit day today.
Went to bed at 12 to prepare for a long day on my diss tomorrow (I have 20,000 words to write this term :()… and got in to a deep sleep.
Got woken up from my slumber by my fucking imbacil of a flat mate, who hasnt had a key for about 6 months, but wont spend £3 on a new one as “it’s in his room somewhere, but cant be arsed to look”, and who thinks it is acceptable to bang on someones window until they wake up and let him in. He then slagged me off when someone else let him in, for not being his fucking door man.
I am now unable to get to sleep, and have to be up in 7 hours.
Humph.
my pssed up tip o teh day;
sell them huge amounts or crack rock & use the evil gained notes as a pillow, for a reasuringly comfy kip.
////u gained 18 hoes + 4 thugs
hehe
,,, dont ask,
i play too much pimpwar (dot com) ➡
There is a solution Turks. Simply wait until he has gone out on the piss, then take a big shit in his bed. With any luck he’s stagger into bed and only discover your steaming ‘present’ in the morning and believe it is his. Ok, he might wake you up again, but you’ve shat in his bed, so that’s alright. 8)
Or, if you don’t want to excrete vrious bodily fluids…..
Explain to him that since the landlord will expect his key back at the end of the tenancy he will lose his deposit. So he may aswell shell out the massive £3 right now rather than lose however much he put down as deposit.
Mind you, that sounds far too reasonable for someone like him who is obviously a complete waste of a skin….
Suggestion #2: Ask to borrow a fiver. Get a key cut with it, and return key with £2 change.
Dress up as the Grim Reaper before you go to bed at night and when your flat mate returns (probably drunk or under the influence of narcotics) rise up from beneath the window sill and silently point at him whilst checking your watch.
If he’s got any sense, he’ll run like hell to avoid being reaped.
When he starts getting wise to this sure-fire scheme, simply replace the costume for either, the devil, an evil clown or a gorilla.
similar to Vic, however id go straight for the offensive and lay a large fudge dragon on his face. 1 – 0
@Lensman wrote:
Suggestion #2: Ask to borrow a fiver. Get a key cut with it, and return key with £2 change.
great idea. or even ask for £6 and get 2 keys cut, give hime one and keep the other as a spare :p
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