Hahaha PMSL
I may be a rather foppish type on occasion, but I am a true-blue Rhodesian, a colonial so to speak, which is why I still have some rather dated habbits and manners.
Vic is just got an attack of the greens. To alleviate this, remind him of all the good reasons why you got together with him in the first place, it will sooth his ego a bit. Then you may want to make him feel a bit special 😉
Suggest dinner, which Mr Vic will pay for, after which you can go home and massage his shoulders while he plays the interweb game he fanicies, or (insert entertainment of choice)