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  • #16380
    XDCMADMAX
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    Question:

    What is the truest definition of Globalization?

    Answer:

    Princess Diana’s death.

    Question:

    How come?

    Answer:

    An English princess with

    an Egyptian boyfriend

    crashes in a French

    tunnel, driving a

    German car

    with a Dutch engine,

    driven by a Belgian

    who was drunk

    on Scottish whisky,

    (check the bottle before you

    change the spelling,)

    followed closely by

    Italian Paparazzi,

    on Japanese motorcycles;

    treated by an American doctor, using

    Brazilian medicines.

    This is sent to you by

    a American,

    using Bill Gates’s technology,

    and you’re probably reading

    this on your computer,

    that uses Taiwanese

    chips, and a

    Korean monitor,

    assembled by

    Bangladeshi
    workers

    in a Singapore plant,

    transported by Indian

    lorry-drivers,

    hijacked by Indonesians,

    unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

    and trucked to you by Mexican illegals……

    That, my friends, is Globalization!

    #50887
    XDCiNSANE
    Participant

    you could have made it a lil smaller ya know.. this aint fooking office emails!

    #50888
    Anonymous
    Participant

    You can tell it’s by an American from the shitty punctuation 😆

    #50889
    Ryzo
    Participant

    nice formatting, fag.

    #50890
    XDCiNSANE
    Participant

    😆 😆

    #50891
    sickofitall
    Participant

    Globalisation is rubbish. I once got taken to this place called a “sushi bar”. Do you know what it was like? You’ll not believe this – are you ready? They were trying to sell people raw fish on a conveyor belt! Mental!

    Obviously, my missus objected to me making a scene but I demanded to see the manager to sort this out. Out he trots and I ask him what kind of place he thinks he’s running and he tells me that it’s supposed to be like this because it’s “Japanese cuisine”.

    “Listen mate, we’re not in your crackers, tinpot country now you know! Now get me a nice but of haddock fried up with some chips and mushy peas, and none of your backchat.” At which point I was told I should leave and the bird accused me of ruining everything again.

    Globalisation, what a load of nonsense.

    #50892
    Lensman
    Participant

    Just ask for “tempura”, you cuisinely challenged nugget 🙄

    #50893
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    @sickofitall wrote:

    Globalisation is rubbish. I once got taken to this place called a “sushi bar”. Do you know what it was like? You’ll not believe this – are you ready? They were trying to sell people raw fish on a conveyor belt! Mental!

    Obviously, my missus objected to me making a scene but I demanded to see the manager to sort this out. Out he trots and I ask him what kind of place he thinks he’s running and he tells me that it’s supposed to be like this because it’s “Japanese cuisine”.

    “Listen mate, we’re not in your crackers, tinpot country now you know! Now get me a nice but of haddock fried up with some chips and mushy peas, and none of your backchat.” At which point I was told I should leave and the bird accused me of ruining everything again.

    Globalisation, what a load of nonsense.

    Fucking Japanese losers. Raw fish on a conveyor belt? They’ve probably not even discovered fire, or waiters yet. If any Japanese come looking for a fight I’ll just use a mirror to show them their own reflections and they’ll think I’ve stolen their souls. Saps.

    Actually I’m very much against globalisation. When I was in Canada a few years back a mate and I were in Vancouver and we accidentally wandered into a anti war march. Actually the march was pretty much anti-everything and part of it was anti globalisation too. It wasn’t until we’d all jeered and booed at Gap, then Costa Coffee, then StarBucks and a McDonalds did we realise that we shouldn’t really be carrying carrier bags full of war films with ‘Virgin’ written on them.

    The march finished with an open air concert where the opening song was about the Police being facists and how all wars are fought to line the pockets of capitalist businessmen.

    Actually thinking back, it was a complete fucking waste of our time. But there were a couple of girls with pink and jet black hair that we completely failed to get off with. The whores.

    #50894
    sickofitall
    Participant

    And some women wonder why they get a bad reputation?! You’d have thought that having gone to the trouble of pretending to care about their stupid march those 2 birds would have at least fulfilled their obligation to put out for you. Hangings too good for em, that’s for sure.

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