the cunts part 3

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  • #16637
    XDC_Wolf
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    Well after having the port for the XDC teamspeak serve blocked by the cunts, the other servers (7thDR and a public server) which were working are suddenly no longer working, along with my mu torrent client port. I was wondering if there was any way of dynamically blocking ports or if they are actually monitoring what traffic is going through what ports and blocking them off as I use them. Either way, I shall be having words with them this weekend, and then the landlord. muhahahahahaha

    #53692
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Wolf, nothing gains respect like violence. It’s not something to be ashamed of using and will always prove that actions speak louder than words.

    Go for the shins first, they won’t expect that, then move quickly inside their reach and try to elbow them on their two lowest ribs as many times as you have to until you hear them crack. The lowest two are the weakest so don’t bother with any of the others. By now your target should be a ‘bit under the weather’ and will normally drop like a sack of spuds, if not use your knees and elbows on either their damaged ribs of upper thighs until they do.

    Regardless of what your argument was about your swift action will have proved you ‘right’ beyond any reasonable doubt. Any court in the country will tell you that.

    #53693
    XDCsPUNKer
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    can’t believe your standing for any of this bullshit. I’d have got out of there yesterday 👿
    but not before doing what Neon suggested 😈

    #53694
    Anonymous
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    They can manually block ports you discover if they had been using packet sniffing/port scanning on your machine, or even to the router but it’s not something average joe would have bothered doing.

    I’d wager though that maybe uPnP was enabled and it allowed your progs to automatically take control of open ports and now it’s been disabled and they have set their ports manually, but because you can’t set yours manually and uPnP doesn’t work it’s why you could be in the shit.

    Do you have any idea if uPnP used to be on or if your ports were manually set? any idea if your cunts are tech-savvy?

    #53695
    XDC_Wolf
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    they certainly are, both have done joint honours degrees, one IT with business the other IT with German, and whilst they know feck all about the interesting stuff in Computer Science, they know enough to disable uPnP. They also refuse to do port forwarding to my machine and I have no real idea why. oh, wait, yes I do, they’re CUNTS, TOTAL ABSOLUTE CUNTS.

    #53696
    xdc magicker
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    dude! you need a new house!!!

    #53697
    XDC_Wolf
    Participant

    well I move out in 3 weeks (thank Christ) so normal service shall be resumed after that!

    #53698
    Seedubs
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    kill them

    #53699
    XDC-snell
    Participant

    Remember to cut the telephone cable before you go, in several places.
    Best in the wall boxes 😈

    #53700
    11thSignal
    Participant

    Get your desposit back first and then cut the wire that runs into the house. that will screw them up well proper.

    #53701
    XDCsPUNKer
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    oh..and leave some prawns under the carpet or somewhere they wont find them for a long time

    #53702
    Lensman
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    @XDC_Wolf wrote:

    IT with business

    That means they get taught Excel and Word.

    IT with German

    That means they get taught how to use Google Maps to plan the invasion of neighbouring countries.

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