Yaye!! Just graduated!!… so officially =XDC= TurksMeister BA First Class Hons (although only =XDC= Turks will fit in to the COD4 name field, so that will have to do!)
FUCKKKKKK!
John Lewis’ gay graduate training scheme don’t want me – the fuckers!!
Don’t worry about John Lewis’s. I’m sure that there’s plenty of other ghey graduate schemes you can go on. The BBC or Channel 4 must do something like that ‘cos they’re full of gheys.