Rap is for Massive Gheyers

It’s official: Rap is the new Ghey.

Forget John Inman, these days ghey guys are more likely to be in rap bands than proclaiming that ‘they’re free.’ Check out the evidence here:

Cracked.com’s 14 most gay rap lyrics.

Featuring such campy fun as:

“I dare a motherfucker to come in my face.”

“All your mens up in the jail before sucked my dick”

“I know it hurts, to find out me and your man be sharin’ skirts”

I’m the only gay in the village.