The Monster Raving Loony Party – currently the Monster Raving William Hill Loony party, after a sponsorship deal with the bookies – is fielding several candidates this year.
Monster Raving Loonies: Three badgers better than three lions
Leader Howlin ‘Laud’ Hope was out campaigning in Witney (where his rivals include David Cameron) when the BBC News website spoke to him.
Pledges he was campaigning on included “joining Europe in a big way” – by inviting the other European countries to join the pound sterling and then making the entire UK a European offshore tax haven.
He is also pledging a 99p coin to save on change (this was also a pledge last time around in 2005, but “no-one noticed it then, so we’re still shouting about it now”).
Lmao got my vote