Woman takes therapy to reduce her IQ

Full story here: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/02/19/barbie-woman-plastic-surgery-hypnotherapy-brainless_n_4815338.html

Nicely condensed and summed up in football365’s non football story of the day:

A California woman who describes herself as Barbie-obsessed says she uses hypnotherapy sessions in the hopes that it will decrease her IQ.

“I just want to be the ultimate Barbie. I actually want to be brainless,” Blondie Bennett, 38, told Barcroft TV. “I don’t like being human, if that makes sense… Natural is boring… I would love to be like, completely plastic.”

Bennett has had five breast augmentations and other procedures in the hopes of attaining her goal. But now she says she’s undergoing hypnotherapy sessions two-to-three times a week in order to dumb down her thoughts. She says it’s working.

“I’ve had 20 sessions and I’m already starting to feel ditzy and confused all the time.”

She told Barcroft TV that although she loves her looks, her plastic features tend to turn off a lot of people. She said that her friends and family don’t approve of her lifestyle.

Something tells me she doesn’t need the therapy.