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GG on XDC BF2 last night. Our squad ruled all, with the excellent Wipers as Squad Leader, me playing as support for the first time (Support guns cannot bloody aim for shit), and Queek providing Anti-Tank… and a couple of other guys who aren’t as good as us lol 8)
Then Wipers & Queek defected to the other side! Probably to combat the presence that is the indomitable Se(TiOn_8 lol! 😆
Alas, they could not contain me…. 8)
unlock the MG36 support gun, that floozy will make you shit through the eye of a needle as you take out goon after goon using the two fire modes ‘pain’ and ‘max pain’, shoot at the belly of a chopper and watch the smoke come billowing out, whirly bird down! It even dices potatoes, all this firepower for just 50 hours gameplay, but wait… we’ll even throw in the PKM which is the ultimate stakeout and defense weapon, capable of blowing a mans head off with a single shot (if only the engine allowed for it) – the PKM will make you the master of spam fire, suppressing fire and woot fire, dare you point this weapon at your enemies and pull the trigger – it’s like a soft drink called murder! It tastes great…
in short, I am a big fan of the support class.
Bah! I couldn’t log onto the account server last night! I needed my BF2 fix and I couldn’t get it!
PKM kicks ass. That’s a real anti helicopter gun, especially if there are two or three of you all blazing away. I remember we took down a Cobra on Wake Island when I’d just started playing when a squad of 4 of us just opened up on one as they were trying to cap the flag. It’s always good to shoot down a pilot. 😆
McQueen and Cowboy are a couple of good support whores to have in your team, they’ll keep you stocked up with ammo, especially if you’re AT.
sorry – swaying your thread now slughter..
The most sexual place in the whole of BF2 (talking SF here) for shooting chopper pilots has to be here… behind the plant pots, you’ll know where I mean when you get there. Shot 9 consecutive pilots out of their chopper and 4 co-pilots, without even getting noticed.
lol Von.. are you that c**t who sold me the all exciting dicer of veg and other such stuff.. whch I used once?
you shopping channel hoe!!
Ins@ne, sorry to here that your experiences with the MG36 vegetable dicer came to an abrupt end, perhaps you’d be interested in the MEC his and hers fleece jackets depicting a beautiful image of the Serengeti landscape – acting as camoflauge in the field you’ll be the talk of your squad with this high quality fabric which comes complete with two pockets.
Or maybe you’d like to try the Wake Island 2007 USMC ‘loosener’ – which comprises of a tank on the north beach pointing direclty at the USMC spawn,.. you’ll be amazed just how many USMC you can mow down with just a click of a button, I’ll even throw in two bottles of ‘no more tears’ base raping facewash, apply this potion to your epidermis daily and watch how you loose the ability to cry whilst being raped by people who can’t play for shit./I’m in the marketing dept today, the way they talk is rubbing off on me. gak!
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Bah!
Haven’t heard anyone say this word in a long time. They always used to say it in ‘The Beano’ lol
If you want to emulate a Gold-Rush era prospector type you could try using ‘Dagnabbit’ or just ‘Dang!’
A 50s clean-cut American may say ‘Heck, I couldn’t get on the server last night’
Or a skateboarder type would say ‘Man’ e.g. ‘Man, I couldn’t get on the server last night’
An immature-student type, or teenage girl may use words such as ‘Poo’…. ‘Poo! I couldn’t get on the server last night’
Me, well I.m from the white middle-class hip-hop era, so I say things like ‘Shit man, I couldn’t get on the sever last night ffs…’
Experiment. The English language is a beautiful thing 8)
😆 I like your style;
Mon, ah bin tryin to cannek to dah server, fah’ like hours, …totally tropical. [Obvioulsy I’m from the Carribean]
That fookng server right, right fookin mess o’fookng shite that fooking thing is. Fookin kicked me! Can yah believe that, fookin bastard. ..Fookin server kicking fook bastard. [Obvioulsy I can speak fluent Manchunian]
@von smallhousen wrote:
Mon, ah bin tryin to cannek to dah server, fah’ like hours, …totally tropical. [Obvioulsy I’m from the Carribean]
LMFAO!
Look at what we’re doing, in the middle of a Thursday afternoon. I need a job lol
GGs indeed. I’m afraid Queeks and I swapped because we are always the patsies who have to even the teams when its 25 v 10 or whatever it was last night. Shame – we had a good squad going there m8 8)
I personally would like to see today’s youth make much greater use of the classic comic lingo of yesteryear.
‘Cripes’ and ‘Blimey’ get my vote. And ‘Chortle” What do you think, eh readers? 😉
@Wipers wrote:
I personally would like to see today’s youth make much greater use of the classic comic lingo of yesteryear.
‘Cripes’ and ‘Blimey’ get my vote. And ‘Chortle” What do you think, eh readers? 😉
Wizard idea Wipers! Your suggestions made me guffaw so much that I doubt I’ll be able to play BF2 ever again.
Ed’s Voice: “Don’t Worry readers, Neon will be back next week with his inept gameplay and teamkilling antics.”
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