Although he is a massive ghey, Insane always manages to find absolutely cracking birds to date, and now he’s copping off with an actress. Bah!
However all actors are gay. Every single one of them is a raging queer (except Sir Norman Wisdom and Kurt Russell of course). Don’t belive me? Here’s written (typed) proof for ya:
Tom Cruise – Gay
George Clooney – Gay
Brad Pitt – Ultra Gay
Matt Damon – Gay
Jean Claude Van Damme – Lord of the Gays
Kevin Spacey – Gay
Oh and I’ve just remembered that Mr Bennett from ‘Take Hart’ also wasn’t gay, but Tony Hart was.