Battlefield 2142 Demo

Let’s clear this up, Max. I’m going to open my heart to you here :twisted:.

RO is for good men who, despite being serviced by plenty of hot chicks, still have to pump themselves stupid in order to let the fuck-pressure out.

So many hot chicks, so little time. I mean, it takes upwards of an hour to make the average hot-chick cry and that doesn’t include kit-removal, conversation (…) and miscellany like eating, sleeping or work. I know what you’re thinking – but it ain’t that simple… Of course I tried doing two or three at a time, but that’s so many names to remember and sometimes the flavours don’t harmonise – having to group the wet ladies into scent groups quickly becomes a chore, as I’m sure you know.

When I’m buying Belgian chocolates (upwards of £3,000 per month), my heart beats to one song. It’s a simple song called “Beautiful Ladies”, Bill Bailey’s seminal (fnarr) salute to the one and only Chris de Burgh. It goes something like this: –

Beautiful ladies in danger, danger all round the world,
I will protect them, because I am Chris de Burgh

Beautiful ladies in emergency situations

Beautiful ladies are lovely, but sometimes they don’t take care,
They’re too busy with their makeup, or combing their lovely hair

To take basic safety precautions

But I will protect them, I will save the pretty ones,
With their smiles and their sparkling eyes

But let the ugly ones die
I have no place for them, in my new world order

I won’t waste my seed on hideous trolls.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls,
Hunt them down there shall be no clemency

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls,
Look under the bridges – that’s where they hide
(that’s where they hide)

And beauty shall be my bride.

Adios!
-Fenix

In answer to Mr.Fenix, POE2 is not a WW2 mod, it’s modern style a la BF2, but in a different theatre, Germany vs Ukraine in Russia.

PS Patch v1.1.5 is out now, so would need original client V1.0 (1gig mutha), and the patch.

Anyone else seen the ‘Invisible Titan’ bug? Was playing as PAC yesterday, on one of the Titan turrets and suddenly I died. When I respawned the Titan was gone…but still kind of there. Like so:

Most annoying. Missiles were still hitting the hull, and the enemy could board…but then couldn’t see where they were going.

Not seen it myself. But I know both this bug and the blacked-out Titan one were seen in the beta phase and so I assumed this was fixed before release.

Shall we run a sweepstake on how long before the first patch?

I’ll got for 3 months..

Come on – give EA some credit. It’s not going to take them 2 months, they’ll have the next BF game out by then (BF3127 – Piiiiiigs Iiiiiiiiin Spaaaaaaaaaaace! or some shite like that).