A night of horror (OMGWTFBBQ?!)

ok ok ok ok, so here’s what happened:

m friend and i were bored. We went to the movie store to get a movie. the movie store had some kind of deal where if you rent 3 movies you get to rent 2 for free. well, we had picked Dogma because he is an ass and has never seen it, so i figure ‘Lets just get 4 more movies for the hell of it.’ It took the better part of two hours for us to get the last four. We had decided to go on a low-budget-scary-movie-rampage. Three of the movies involved clowns, and the last one was about sorority girls getting killed. So here’s the line-up for the night:

1. Dogma
2. Final Examination
3. Killjoy
4. Sick
5. Killjoy 2

Dogma
Funny funny funny. 10/10

heres where it starts to go downhill. We know these movies are giong to suck but we watch them anyway.

Final Examination
ok, so it wasnt a scary movie like we thought, it was more of a thriller type. the plot m,ade next to no sense and the acting was horrible. however, there was a major redeeming factor: boobs. There were 5 different scenes involving boobs, and they were all about 10 mins long, so thats just about half the movie. so, for the hell of it, this movie recieves a boobs/10.

Killjoy
The single worst move of all time. not kidding, not over-reacting, i cannot believe this was actually a movie.i would suggest you all see it so you can understand what im talking about, but i would not wish that sort of hate upon anyone. This movie doesnt recieve even the thought of being scaled, it doesnt even deserve that. it definately puts the WTF back in ‘what the fuck’

Sick
the second of the clown movies (killjoy being the first). looks like it was done with a home video camera from the 90’s, slow, bad acting, so i reward it a anythingisgoodafterwatchingkilljoy/10.

killjoy 2
yes, they made a sequel. i couldnt believ =e the first one was even concieved, but what blew my mind more was that there was another one. but, damnit, i rented it, so damnit, i was going to watch it. clearly low budget, but in know way was as bad as the first and for that, i will be generous and give it a 1/10.

and so that ends my crazy adventure, now i think i can endure any kind of pain that might come my way. perhaps my silly quest will bring me across a worse move than killjoy, or perhaps you’ve seen killjoy and know of a worse one. as for me, if i ever find that movie that is worse, i will kill myself.[/b]