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Don’t worry about common decency Neon, I’ll give it a wide berth by using the tried and trusted tactics of staggering drunkenly over in an impressive way and striking up a conversation. Then I’ll stop half way through and weave unsteadily to the correct bunch of tarty bits and hit them with the old “Do you want to see and elephant then luv?†routine. Slurred just enough to get them oiled up in anticipation and preparing them for later by smoothly splashing a bit of Old Peculiar over their jugs at the same time.
It’s an absolute banker.*
*Unless they’re lesbians of course, and believe you me, having tried this a few times you’d be actually amazed at just how many clam jousters there are around these days.
Pfft! Fucking lesbians.
The number of times I’ve offered to cure them of that curse only to be told that they’re happy the way they are. Of course the moment I turn around they’ve become straight, after some guys brought them a drink who hasn’t pissed himself. For all they know I might has spilled beer that smells like piss over my groin area.
Women 🙄
@=XDC=Missis wrote:
Interesting comments chaps!!!!!
Oooeeerr Missus 😆
Personnally I like Saphists, so there.
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Actually, I’ve just popped by their site and they’re all better than me, so let’s not play ’em eh?
Isn’t there a clan of blind people somewhere we could take on at BF2?
I’d be well up for that!
=7DR= reporting for duty 😀
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