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I fyou want cheering up, check this website out http://www.fmylife.com/” onclick=”window.open(this.href);return false;
gems such as:
Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend’s house. I saw her mother and asked “Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?” She said “I don’t have a cold,” to which I smiled and said “That’s great to hear!” Turns out she had lung-cancer instead. FML
Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, “Why don’t you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?” Then my daughter added, “Yeah, ’cause we LOVE Daddy.” FML
the FML is for “fuck my life” btw.
lol there are some great ones on there. I wonder if this one is real:
http://www.fmylife.com/sex/192974
edit: my favourite:
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
most are probably made up, but who cares? they’re still funny!
Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed “neither” to “nigger.” I didn’t notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML
we did something similar changing “the” to “penis” on someone’s essay whilst at school. Problem was he didn’t know about auto correct and had to change them all manually (it was 14 years ago, not everyone was au fait with technology). No one told him how to do it either!
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of no where and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says “I always knew you were a whore.” FML
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Just had my usual 1 hour game on Coral Sea, loving it 😀 The admins are a bit power crazy though, I was threatened with a ban for calling one “scum” 😥
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