another off topic.
I was rudely awakened last night by thr rozzers hammering on my door at 2.30am, to be told ” sorry to be the bearer of bad news”. After a few seconds of sheer panic, she told me that some scrote had popped my car window and made off with my sat nav from the glove box ( i know it was my own fault, but living here for 7 years without any incident had turned me into a lazy twat). It was 2 years old, had a bollocked battery and crashed at least 3 times a week, so the little bastard is welcomed to it.
If only he knew the shades on the dash were £250 and there was £2000 worth of tools in the boot, it might have been worth it, the useless cunt couldn’t even smash a window right and made some slight damage to the window seal.
I’m not a violent bloke, but i do keep a baseball bat under the bed for these type of eventualities, it’s just a pity i slept thru the whole thing, and the useless bastard of a dog didn’t even fucking stir, i’m pretty sure it’s time to execute the plan involving a hessian sack, 2 house bricks and the river Don. 👿