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  • #25038
    CowboyUK
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    As usual Neon is a plagiarist.

    http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/mosquito.htm

    He usually rings me up at work and says :-

    “Oooooh , Brett you know how you’re the funniest man alive, say something funny so I can impress all my XDC mates by nicking it and passing it off as my own.”

    That or he nicks it off of monty python.

    And he’s gay.

    Cowboy

    #25039
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    Ahh Cowboy, you and Neon having a bust up then?

    #25040
    CowboyUK
    Participant

    See, he even phoned me just then to ask what to write, and I told him I was going to expose him for the fraud he is.

    It was all a tactic so he could expose himself, before I laid him bare for all to see.

    (In hindsight that sentence could be misinterpreted.)

    #25041
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    Ahh Cowboy, you and Neon having a bust up then?

    No Pharty she’s in one of her moods again!

    #25042
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    See, he even phoned me just then to ask what to write, and I told him I was going to expose him for the fraud he is.

    It was all a tactic so he could expose himself, before I laid him bare for all to see.

    (In hindsight that sentence could be misinterpreted.)

    Well, you do like men bare, or is that bare men (in street patios)

    #25043
    XDCMcQueen
    Participant

    (In hindsight that sentence could be misinterpreted.)

    Its has been ….plus i was eating when that disgusting image popped into my head….. 🙁

    #25044
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    Yep, the thought of bare hindquarters is off putting, unless they relate to a wenchy in our office who I would dearly love to prod.

    Then its positivily appetising

    #25045
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    @CowboyUK wrote:

    See, he even phoned me just then to ask what to write, and I told him I was going to expose him for the fraud he is.

    It was all a tactic so he could expose himself, before I laid him bare for all to see.

    (In hindsight that sentence could be misinterpreted.)

    Oooooh! Listen to her!

    Go on! Make it all up and then go running to that Zimbabwean fancy man of yours! See if I care!

    *sniff*

    #25046
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    Yeah, get over here Sheila, the clothes need ironong and the dish-licker needs feeding. I am off fishing with the mates 8)

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