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July 16, 2007 at 1:48 pm #16789xdc magickerParticipant
apparently an example of Poes Law
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poe’s+LawSome highlights..
The Net Authority is an organization dedicated to the removal of offensive material from the Internet.
It is extremely important that children are shielded from sites in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy. ..
osting information or content in any form on the Internet constitutes acceptance of and agreement to the Net Authority Internet Acceptable Use Policy.
1. Thou shalt not post pornographic material.
There is a common misconception that pornography is limited purely to images or textual descriptions of an explicit sexual nature. This is not the case. Anything that can evoke impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder is pornographic.
2. Thou shalt not post hateful material.Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden.
3. Thou shalt not post blasphemous material.Any material that would lead one astray from the righteous path of the one true God must not be permitted on the Internet. These days children are gaining access to the Internet at younger and younger agesâ€â€ÂÂa time when they are most vulnerable and susceptible to blasphemous viewpoints and suggestions.
4. Thou shalt not post materials of an offensive political nature.
5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.
How to Spot a Violation
Example #2: Children’s Dinosaur Stories. You might think that a site that contains stories about dinosaurs for children would be innocentâ€â€ÂÂbut let’s stop and think about that for a moment. If you read the bible (you should, it’s great!) you know that dinosaurs never actually existed, and that God put those fossils and bones there to test our faith in Him. While the stories themselves may not contain any offensive material, the simple fact that they are about dinosaurs may cause a child to question his faith in the one true God. By blaspheming, this site is in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy and should be added to our database.
great stuff
July 16, 2007 at 2:16 pm #55168XDCiNSANEParticipantlol what the fuck.. fooking wierdos! Is this a real site or piss take?
you know that dinosaurs never actually existed, and that God put those fossils and bones there to test our faith in Him.
OH MY FOOKING WORD.. These people are dangerous and should be locked up in a mental institute!
July 16, 2007 at 3:52 pm #55169LensmanParticipant2. Thou shalt not post hateful material.
Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden.
Well that’ll be self-fulfilling prophesy then…..since the authors obviously need a smack.
July 16, 2007 at 4:08 pm #55170SuicideParticipantyou know that dinosaurs never actually existed, and that God put those fossils and bones there to test our faith in Him.
i know insane allready quoted that . but fucking hell these people are mad lol.
July 16, 2007 at 4:10 pm #55171TurksMeisterParticipanthttp://netauthority.org/submit.shtml
We could have some fun with that!
Try http://www.sex.com
and http://www.interacialmonkeyfuckers.org
and even http://www.naturalhistorymuseum.comJuly 16, 2007 at 4:16 pm #55172TurksMeisterParticipantHey Magicker – can we get one of the buttons put on our front page?!
July 16, 2007 at 4:54 pm #55173XDCiNSANEParticipantJuly 16, 2007 at 5:53 pm #55174TurksMeisterParticipantIm quite tempted to post a picture of a black man shagging a white sheep (im sure one of our welsh members can tell me where I can find such a pic!) and then post it off to them, so we can be restircted!
But I should really just write my dissertation!!
July 16, 2007 at 7:20 pm #55175XDC-snellParticipantErr could not find one so try and colour this to your fantasy
July 17, 2007 at 7:13 am #55176RyzoParticipanturban dictionary is the best, you can look up anything on that thing
July 17, 2007 at 7:19 am #55177XDCiNSANEParticipantNot to mention make up anything :/
July 17, 2007 at 1:24 pm #55178TurksMeisterParticipantIm on it! do a search for TurksMeister!
July 17, 2007 at 1:27 pm #55179TurksMeisterParticipantLol – dropkick and von small posted that stuff exactly 4 years ago to the day!!
What are the chances!
July 18, 2007 at 7:57 am #55180RyzoParticipantur famous
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