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David Hasselhoff has volunteered to appear on the next series of reality TV show Celebrity Big Brother to up the “poor” standard of previous American contestants.
The former Baywatch hunk insists he’d be far more entertaining than Dennis Rodman, Traci Bingham, Brigitte Nielsen and Jackie Stallone – and he’d jump at the chance of some shameless publicity.
He says, “The standard of US guests on the show so far has been poor.
“I am more than willing to appear on the programme to use it as a vehicle to spout my moral beliefs and promote my book.
“But the show will have to get a bigger pool.” 😉
I’d like to see a programme where they get all these programme makers who think that watching “celebrities†doing shit boring stuff is interesting, lock them in a room and shoot them with shit for an hour. Last night I saw an advert for a TV programme where celebrities cut people’s hair! Honest to god, I’m not making this up either. They’ve actually made a TV show where you can sit and watch someone you saw on an advert once cut some punters hair. Absolutely unbelievable. To be fair though, given the way most teenagers look these days you obviously don’t need to be good at cutting hair to make a living out of it. I’m constantly amazed at how many kids I see these days who obviously went to the barbers and said “Give me shittest hair cut that you can barber, and try to make it look a bit girly as wellâ€ÂÂÂ. Kids these days, they don’t know their born.
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